Short and Silly Vol: V
Title: Pools are evil.
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG
Characters: Gackt, Sugizo, Yoshiki and MIyavi
Summary: S.K.I.N happens to experiance a terrible scare in a pool.
Warnings: Humor, and the imagination of J-rockers in swimwear. *Nosebleed*
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
S.K.I.N just so happened to be taking a break from their concert, and everyone decided to take a dip in the pool…well…that’s what the plan was anyway. “Where’s MIyavi?” Sugizo asked, looking around, his black swim trunks looking a little big for him.
“Who cares?” Yoshiki asked, swimming towards the deep end with a graceful backstroke…in some blue trunks that actually fit him. “He’s annoying.”
“Miyavi-chan isn’t THAT bad.” Gackt giggled, as he bobbed up and down in place, tormenting men and women alike with brutal nosebleeds…by wearing a black speedo. All eyes went to the soloist. “Okay…maybe he IS a little terrible…but he makes it lively don’t you think?”
“Yeah I guess.” Yoshiki sighed. “It’s just that he gets on my NERVES…and not just a LITTLE either.”
“That’s because you’re so uptight that your neck is always hurting.” Sugizo teased, splashing him lightly.
“Oh shut up!” The drummer/pianist snapped, splashing him back. As the childish fight started, Gackt watched, as he laughed…having no idea what was coming for him. He was too busy watching his friends play around, hiding their age very well….when he was suddenly pulled under.
“GAAA-“ The two musicians looked around.
“Gacchan?” Yoshiki asked.
“Where’d he go?” The guitarist/violinist wondered outwardly, looking around even more.
“Something’s not right.” Yoshiki murmured, freaking out. “What if there’s a shark in the pool?”
“A shark?” Sugizo asked, feeling silly just hearing that. “Sharks in public hotel pools? Are you LISTENING to yourself?”
“Hey it could be possible!” Yoshiki snapped….right before Sugizo was pulled under too. “GAH! Sugi-chan!”
*Splash!*
Yoshiki turned his head, to hear a group of laughter. Sugizo, Gackt, and Miyavi were a few feet away, soaking wet…and laughing. “I’m sorry Yoshi-kun…Miyavi talked us into it.” Gackt could barely giggle.
“-The look on your face!” Sugizo could hardly say through his painful laughter.
“Love you Yoshi-Nisan.” Miyavi teased, blowing him a kiss. He was wearing some purple and black swim trunks, and his long hair was pulled into a wild ponytail.
“That was NOT funny!” The poor leader whined.
“OH yes it was.” The others laughed even more.
“I’m going to GET you for this.” Yoshiki snarled
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Title: Questionable tastebuds
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG-13
Characters: Die, Kaoru, Toshiya, Kyo, and Shinya
Summary: Die makes a sandwich that has an acquired taste. XD
Warnings: Humor, strange food, language
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
“Die,”
“Hm?”
“What kind of sandwich is this?” Kaoru asked, glaring at him. “Do you even call this food?”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“It has PRAWN in it for one,” the lead guitarist grumbled, placing the terrible sandwich back on its plate. “And for TWO…it has every type of meat, fish, condiment and cheese in it…This is the grossest thing I’ve ever tasted!”
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Die asked, giving his friend a silly smile.
“Yeah, if you want to die of heart failure.” The older man sighed, leaving the room.
“Hey Die-kun.” Toshiya greeted, sitting in their band mate’s place. “Ooo a sandwich.” *Chomp, gag, spit* “What the hell is this?”
“Isn’t it lovely?” Die asked, smiling.
“NO…this is the worst thing you could GIVE someone!” The bassist wailed, running away. “I hate you Die! You’re the most evil man on earth! WAAAAAAAH!!”
Kyo walked in moments later…his stomach tapping his spine. “Foood…anything….hungry.” He saw the sandwich and pounced, took a bite…then spit it out. “Scratch that…REAL FOOD.” He groaned, practically crawling into the kitchen. Die shrugged, eating his sandwich with a smile…when Shinya walked in.
“Hey Die,”
“Hm?”
“Who’s sandwich?”
“I made it for Kaoru…but he didn’t want it. You can have it I guess.” The guitarist sighed. Maybe he’ll hate it too…and then I’ll have to eat all this extra stuff myself. Damn I’m getting full. Shinya shrugged, before taking a huge bite out of it.
“Whoa…”
“Let me guess… you hate it.”
“NO!” The drummer shouted, smiling brightly. “This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted! I could just KISS you!” Die blushed at the sudden comment.
“Really?” he asked. Shinya’s answer, was a deep kiss.
“Heh, looks like Die isn’t the only person with dead taste buds.” Kyo snorted, eating a whole box of cereal.
“I guess not.” Kaoru sighed. “How can you EAT after tasting something like that?”
“If you’re hungry enough you’ll manage.” Kyo replied dully.
“That’s just GROSS.” Toshiya gagged. “What is UP with that?”
“Shuddup.” Die ordered, while Shinya went back to eating his sandwich. “You just don’t have the right taste buds.”
“….Whatever.” The others sighed, walking off.
Title: Aww...Gacchan's so cuuute ^.^
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG
Characters: Gackt, Chachamaru, You, Junji, Ju-ken and mentions of Hyde.
Summary: Chachamaru saw something cute and thought he'd share.
Warnings: Humor, pissed off Gackt...and Gackt being very cute. ^.^
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
Chachamaru walked down the hallway…laughing his ass off. “What’s so funny?” You asked, looking up at him, from his paper work.
“Wanna see something cute and wrong?” he asked, grinning.
“Sure.” Ju-ken said, smiling. “I’m game.” He put down his novel that Hyde let him borrow and got very eager as to what the older man was talking about.
“What do you mean?” Junji asked. The guitarist smiled, putting a finger to his lips. The whole band tip-toed to Gackt’s room…not having any idea why they had to be quiet.
Chachamaru opened the door a little…to reveal their vocalist curled up in his bed, clutching a cuddly teddy bear in a death grip….sucking his thumb. Chachamaru looked at You, to see his shoulders shaking, from his soft laughter. Ju-ken held a hand to his face…and Junji snickered.
“What are you looking at?” Gackt’s voice demanded suddenly, all eyes went to him. The vocalist was leaning against his bedpost, glaring at them.
“Um…Nothing?” You asked, while the rest of the band hauled ass.
“Nothing huh?” Gackt asked.
“Yep, nothing.” You said bluntly, before running away.
“I’ll GET YOU FOR THIS!!” he roared, chasing him….it wasn’t long before he lost everyone to his dark house. “Damn you Chacha…who said you could not only take a picture of me sleeping…but show the others too?”
Ju-ken looked at Chachamaru in disbelief, while they hid pretty half assed. “You must want to die.” He gasped quietly, shaking his head.
“Pff…whatever I-“ The bassist cut him off…by kicking the hell out of Chachamaru…knocking him out of his hiding place.
“Ah, just the person I wanted to have a talk with.” Gackt said with an evil chuckle. “Come here Chacha-san.”
“Why me?”
“You know why.”
“…Um…No I don’t?” Chachamaru whimpered…watching his pissed off friend crack his knuckles. “WAAAAAHH!!”
The others watched, as Gackt chased Chachamaru all over the house. Glad its not me. They all mused in unison.
nyanx3 was the one who asked for the pool one,
yuu_binkyokuasked for the sandwich one...and
ichigok asked for the teddy bear one. ^.^