Boredom
Title: Boredom
Author: demon_rays
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Hyde, Anis, Ju-ken and Kaz
Summary: Hyde and Anis had nothing better to do....but start a little game of dodge ball
Warnings: Childish humor
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves.
Vamps had just completed another single...and the producer had ducked out on them....leaving the members to be throughly annoyed. Anis was sitting on the table, staring up at the ceiling, Hyde was bouncing a small ball against the wall...while Ju-ken squirmed in his seat. "You know what?" he asked after a while.
"Yeah?" The other two asked not even looking towards him.
"I'm going to find Kaz," The bassist declared as he stood up.
"You know he's on a cigarette break," Anis sighed as he twiddled his thumbs.
"Meaning he's chasing skirts here and there," Hyde added.
"And we know you're going to join him." They said together together. Ju-ken snorted before leaving. Hyde was too lost in his thoughts, and having too much fun bouncing his ball all over the place to move from his spot, while Anis...well he has this bad habit of picking at thier producer when he's going over the music and correcting them...so there was no way he was going to miss this.
Silence filled the room as they stayed where they were, Hyde was still playing with his ball, and Anis was staring up at the ceiling, counting how many holes he could make with the producer's large head...when all of a sudden the blue ball smacked him in the side of the head. "Sorry," Hyde murmered as he walked towards him.
"Watch where you throw things." Anis snarled before chucking the ball across the room, bouncing it off of the recording booth door...then smashing it into Hyde's face.
"OW!!" The vocalist roared in pain. "That HURT!"
"That was the point...for it to hurt." Anis snapped before turning fully to face the shorter man. "You shouldn't have hit me." At that response, Hyde threw his ball as hard as he could at the fellow musician, who dodged it so hard he fell from the table. A big silly smile formed on the older man as he watched Anis force himself up on his elbows.
"You know, you would have just been fine getting hi-"
"HEY!! Who the fuck threw this?!" Kaz demanded from the hallway.
"Uh oh...." The two bandmates squeaked...as Kaz stormed in the room. It was obvious that the ball bounced off of something and smacked him in the middle of his face.
"HAIDO!!I KNOW it was you!" The guitarist fumed as he loomed over the small man. The look on his face pretty much spelled M.U.R.D.E.R....and not the nice pleasent way either.
"Um...no it wasn't?" Hyde tried with a meep. Kaz didn't want to hear it...the tiny vocalist was going to pay for putting a bullseye on his face.
"I should make you eat this." He growled....but instead of doing as he wished, Kaz threw the ball as hard as he could. Hyde ducked it, and the ball bounced off the wall...and hard into Ju-ken's stomach.
"Guh!" He gasped before falling over.
"Ah!" Hyde gasped as he stood up to run...only for Kaz to snatch his arm.
"This is all your fault!" he shouted.
"But-But-"
"You stupid asshole! Do you realize how much that fucking hurt?!" Ju-ken demanded after finally regaining his breath.
"But-" Hyde tried again when the ball was launched at Kaz, who ducked it...letting Anis get hit in the shoulder.
"You fucker it wasn't me!" he shouted before throwing it back at Ju-ken.
As the brutal game of dodgeball insued, the producer stuck his head in the room before his eyes went wide. "....Oh hell." He said before shutting the door and hauling ass.
All of this could have been avoided...if Hyde wasn't cursed with boredom. XD
This came to me out of nowhere....and it came out much shorter then I intended. *Shrugs*