DAMMIT!!!
Title: DAMMIT
Authors: lovelydagger23
Rating: PG thirteen
Characters: hide
Summary: It never fails...the amount of irritating distractions that come to me whenever I want to make a fucking recording! hide's P.O.V
Warnings: Humor, language, and immature tantrums
Disclaimer:hide and Yoshiki belong to themselves..along with the other distractions hide gains
After a long day yesterday of getting back to L.A, I finally sit down, pick up my guitar then press record...oh and what do you know? The fucking phone rings. "Hello?" I ask in English, since I'm in America, wouldn't it make sense to answer it that way?
"Oh first you don't want to call me back! And NOW you want to answer the phone in English! I see how you are asshole!" an angry voice roared in my native tongue.
"I'm sorry Yoshiki, the payphones were held up when I landed." I growled, tapping my foot heavily. "Also, an emergency came up, I'll talk to you later bye." I said, before hanging up the phone. I then sat down, picked up my guitar, and started to press record again...when my doorbell rang. Ugh, who the fuck is it NOW? I storm to the door, yank it open then-
"Hello, would you like to take a survey Ma'am?" a man about my age asked. He was about 5'10 and he looked pretty bored, like he had something better to do...god I wish he did have something better to do, then he wouldn't be in my doorway.
"No dude, I have something I need to do." I said bluntly, ignoring the fact that he mistaken me for a woman...I've been told I'm very pretty, but yeah whatever. I started to close the door, when the man grabbed it. "Are you serious?"
"Look man, I fucking need this, I don't get paid unless I get one..please." the white guy pleaded, giving me a pitiful stare. I sighed deeply.
"Alright, what is it?"
- - - -
That was the worst, twenty minutes I've ever experienced in my entire life. I never want to do that shit again. With that thought, I'll sit down and press reco-Aww COME THE FUCK ON!! I walk to the door...to see three cute little girls in the door way. They smiled when they caught sight of my pink hair, and grinned even more when I asked what I could do for them. "Hello, we're girl scouts and we're selling-"
"How much for the mint thins again?" I asked, tilting my head. What? I like mint thins? I'm not just going to turn them down and stuff! Mmmm cookies. Okay, now that I scarfed down a whole box...time to get back to recordi-REALLY?! What the fuck?! Who is it now?!
"Hello?" I asked into my phone, staring into space.
"Hideto did you make it to California alright?" My mother asked. My eye twitched. Thank you Yoshiki, I know this was you making her call me...she never does unless I don't call you when I land...asshole.
"Yes Oka-san, I made it alright...I'm sorry I didn't call, some things came up and I forgot." I mumble, looking elsewhere.
"Did you find another sleazy woman?"
"No." I scoffed...she can be so annoying at times.
"Oh so you swing the other way huh?"
"MOM!" I shouted, in annoyance and disbelief, what the hell made her assume that shit?
"He'd better be a gentleman or I'll beat his brains in."
"Oka-san, I'm NOT gay, I actually like women, I just haven't met anyone special yet...and why do all the girls I mess with have to be skanks?"
"Cuz they are."
"....okay you're probably right but I don't look for them you know." I grumbled, looking elsewhere.
"I know, but you're slow...like your grandpa."
"Ma I have to go."
God that was horrible...what made her think I was gay? Well anyway...now that, that's over with...time to press record. WHAT TH-?! No! NOOO!! My equipment's on fire! What the fuck happened?! Oh...it's the damn plug socket...cheap ass apartment. Now I have to move out...it's a good thing I have this fire extinguisher. Oh great...now my whole apartment's covered in foul smelling foam. Fuck. It never fails...the amount of irritating distractions that come to me whenever I want to make a fucking recording!
This came up...when I finally started seriously working on a song with a friend. I've been trying to record my take on this song, to see if the melody's right ALL DAY. If it's not one thing it's another and it inspired this actually. I hope you guys like it. XD
Authors: lovelydagger23
Rating: PG thirteen
Characters: hide
Summary: It never fails...the amount of irritating distractions that come to me whenever I want to make a fucking recording! hide's P.O.V
Warnings: Humor, language, and immature tantrums
Disclaimer:hide and Yoshiki belong to themselves..along with the other distractions hide gains
After a long day yesterday of getting back to L.A, I finally sit down, pick up my guitar then press record...oh and what do you know? The fucking phone rings. "Hello?" I ask in English, since I'm in America, wouldn't it make sense to answer it that way?
"Oh first you don't want to call me back! And NOW you want to answer the phone in English! I see how you are asshole!" an angry voice roared in my native tongue.
"I'm sorry Yoshiki, the payphones were held up when I landed." I growled, tapping my foot heavily. "Also, an emergency came up, I'll talk to you later bye." I said, before hanging up the phone. I then sat down, picked up my guitar, and started to press record again...when my doorbell rang. Ugh, who the fuck is it NOW? I storm to the door, yank it open then-
"Hello, would you like to take a survey Ma'am?" a man about my age asked. He was about 5'10 and he looked pretty bored, like he had something better to do...god I wish he did have something better to do, then he wouldn't be in my doorway.
"No dude, I have something I need to do." I said bluntly, ignoring the fact that he mistaken me for a woman...I've been told I'm very pretty, but yeah whatever. I started to close the door, when the man grabbed it. "Are you serious?"
"Look man, I fucking need this, I don't get paid unless I get one..please." the white guy pleaded, giving me a pitiful stare. I sighed deeply.
"Alright, what is it?"
- - - -
That was the worst, twenty minutes I've ever experienced in my entire life. I never want to do that shit again. With that thought, I'll sit down and press reco-Aww COME THE FUCK ON!! I walk to the door...to see three cute little girls in the door way. They smiled when they caught sight of my pink hair, and grinned even more when I asked what I could do for them. "Hello, we're girl scouts and we're selling-"
"How much for the mint thins again?" I asked, tilting my head. What? I like mint thins? I'm not just going to turn them down and stuff! Mmmm cookies. Okay, now that I scarfed down a whole box...time to get back to recordi-REALLY?! What the fuck?! Who is it now?!
"Hello?" I asked into my phone, staring into space.
"Hideto did you make it to California alright?" My mother asked. My eye twitched. Thank you Yoshiki, I know this was you making her call me...she never does unless I don't call you when I land...asshole.
"Yes Oka-san, I made it alright...I'm sorry I didn't call, some things came up and I forgot." I mumble, looking elsewhere.
"Did you find another sleazy woman?"
"No." I scoffed...she can be so annoying at times.
"Oh so you swing the other way huh?"
"MOM!" I shouted, in annoyance and disbelief, what the hell made her assume that shit?
"He'd better be a gentleman or I'll beat his brains in."
"Oka-san, I'm NOT gay, I actually like women, I just haven't met anyone special yet...and why do all the girls I mess with have to be skanks?"
"Cuz they are."
"....okay you're probably right but I don't look for them you know." I grumbled, looking elsewhere.
"I know, but you're slow...like your grandpa."
"Ma I have to go."
God that was horrible...what made her think I was gay? Well anyway...now that, that's over with...time to press record. WHAT TH-?! No! NOOO!! My equipment's on fire! What the fuck happened?! Oh...it's the damn plug socket...cheap ass apartment. Now I have to move out...it's a good thing I have this fire extinguisher. Oh great...now my whole apartment's covered in foul smelling foam. Fuck. It never fails...the amount of irritating distractions that come to me whenever I want to make a fucking recording!
This came up...when I finally started seriously working on a song with a friend. I've been trying to record my take on this song, to see if the melody's right ALL DAY. If it's not one thing it's another and it inspired this actually. I hope you guys like it. XD