Sleep Disturbance, Dieting, and Computer Malfunctions

Jul 20, 2010 17:51

Title: Sleep Disturbance

Author: demon_rays

Characters: Kaz, Hyde, Ju-ken and Furuton

summary: Hyde refuses to wake up and start recording....but Furuton has something for him.

Warnings: Humor, sleepy Hyde, and Furuton the tickle monster

Disclaimer: They belong to themselves


Kaz walked into the recording room to find his band mate fast asleep on the couch, snoring softly. “Haido, you need to wake up.” he called gently, shaking him. Hyde didn’t even budge, he just kept snoring. “Haido?”

Ju-ken walked in, before tilting his head. “Haido’s sleep?”

“Yep, he won’t move.” Kaz sighed, looking up at him.

“Maybe if we stand him up, he’ll move.” the bassist suggested, before they lifted the small man together and hand him stand on his feet, when they let him go, the vocalist fell backwards, back on the comfy couch. Hyde snored slightly louder, before getting quiet again.

Furuton walked in, took one look at the sleeping vocalist, then walked up to the couch. The others watched as he straddled him and wore a very evil grin.

“Um-” Kaz began when he started tickling the small man. Hyde’s eyes flew open, as he started kicking his legs and laughing.

“QUIT IT!! STOP!!” he screamed in laughter, as Furuton pinned the poor man’s hands over his head.

“Why should I?” he asked teasingly.

“Leave me alone!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I’m trying to SL-NO NOT THERE!!” Hyde begged, as his evil band mate started tickling his lower belly mercilessly. Ju-ken started laughing, when the poor trapped leader started crying he was laughing so hard. Tears streamed down his cheeks, as he struggled to stop and draw breath. “I hate you….so much…” he wheezed between giggles, while Furuton laughed evilly.

Title: Dieting

Author: demon_rays

Characters: Gackt and You

summary: You is suffering from the dieting blues, while Gackt is dragging him through the mall, where all the tempation and torture rules.

Warnings: Humor, a happy Gackt and a pouty You

Disclaimer: They belong to themselves


You glared at Gackt, as they walked through the mall. Gackt was being his usual cheerful self…while You looked as if he wanted to blow up the very planet they lived on. “So You-kun what do you want to buy now?”

“Some cake.” the older man said bluntly, glaring at him.

“But you can’t. We’re on a diet for the upcoming tour.” the vocalist chuckled.

“I hate you.” You whined.

“I love you too You-kun.” Gackt giggled, as they walked right passed a pastry shop. You stopped in his tracks, taking in the lovely scent that floated from the place. “Come on You-kun.” Gackt ordered, dragging him away. You was near tears, especially when he saw a little girl walk by, eating an American doughnut.

“It’s just not fair.” he sniffed, allowing his friend to drag him off.

“You-kun in a matter of time, you’ll be able to eat cake again.” Gackt said gently, not even facing him.

“It’s not soon enough!” You snapped, starting to pull away, when the younger man twisted his arm behind his back and pushed him forward.

“Let’s go.” He said casually, as if nothing was happening.

“I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!” You wailed like a child.

Title: Computer Malfuntion

Author: demon_rays

Characters: Kaoru, Toshiya, Die and Shinya

summary: Kaoru will not admit that his computer has a virus...to the point where he won't even ask for help...how will he get it fixed?

Warnings: Violence, a pissed off Kaoru, and a blunt Shinya....oh and humor

Disclaimer: They belong to themselves


Out of boredom, Kaoru was playing Spider Solitare on his computer…when all of a sudden it turned off. “Huh?” the guitarist asked, tilting his head. He turned it back on…and had it load up on safe mode, only for some of his programs to not want to come up, or work correctly for that matter. “What the fuck?” he asked, getting annoyed.

“Kaoru, what’s wrong?” his room mate and fellow band mate Toshiya asked out of nowhere.

“My computer, something’s wrong with it.” Kaoru replied, restarting his computer…only to get the same result.

“Maybe it’s a-” Kaoru faced the bassist, with a dark aura surrounding him.

“Go ahead, say the ‘V’ word….I dare you.” he challenged, giving him a look much scarier then their vocalist Kyo.

“But-Bu-B-”

“Hey Kaoru, what’s wrong?” Die asked suddenly out of nowhere. The fellow guitarist happened to be visiting, and he loved to come out of nowhere and scare the hell out of the older man.

“….My computer is acting up.”

“Maybe it’s a v-” *Pow!!* “Owwww, I didn’t even SAY IT!!” Di wailed, holding his face. Shinya calmly walked up to the computer, shooed the arguing band mates of his, and sat at the desk. Before Kaoru could ask, the drummer quietly put in a few codes, then restarted the computer.

“There, the virus is gone.” was all Shinya said, before getting up again. Kaoru glared at him.

“Why THANK you computer wiz.” he grumbled.

“You know, it’s not too bad to say that you’ve got a computer v-” Toshiya began, when objects started flying at him.

ju-ken, humor, die, you, gackt, kaoru, hyde, fiction short story, shinya, kaz

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