No Seriously
Title: No Seriously
Author: demon_rays
Rating: PG-13
Characters: hide, Yoshiki
Summary: "What's wrong with you?"
Warnings: Vampirism, humor, fluff....and scary elements.
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
"What's wrong with you?" Yoshiki asked, staring at the older man. It was around midnight, and hide just so happened to be wide awake, while the other man looked dead tired. They had just finished thier long tour, and now that they are, Yoshiki was now able to question his band mate and his strange behavior, in the location they always have it, in the band leader's hotel room. "You're acting much weirder then normal."
"Hey, I don't like that tone." hide muttered, pouting. He was much paler then usual, and his lips were very red...WITHOUT any make up to help it.
"No seriously, you're acting unusal. You're avoiding the sun like it's going to eat you, you don't eat anymore, you never want to drink with us anymore, and your teeth look funny, what is WRONG with you?!" the pianist/drummer demanded, glaring at the guitarist.
It wasn't just his appearance that seemed off...it was nearly EVERYTHING. The way he spoke, the way his posture seemed to be perfect, the way his pheromones would smack into anyone male or female out of nowhere, and people would find themselves questioning thier sexual orientation and/or thier fedelity. The way he'd suddenly be a flirt without even trying, the way he'd smile at people was so foriegn it made those who know him wonder if it was really the silly pink haired man they knew and loved.
"Okay, if you must know....I'm a vampire." hide confessed, completely serious.
"Pff, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" the younger man giggled, falling over.
"No seriously, I'm a vampire. Stop laughing!" the pink haired man snapped, glaring at him. He was really annoyed with the fact that his friend found his confession humorous or that he didn't believe him.
"Okay, if you're a vampire, then bite me." Yoshiki suggested, smirking.
"....Bite you?" hide asked, tilting his head. Surprise and slight curiousity painted his face. "You want me to bite you?"
"Yep." the blonde said bluntly.
".....I'm kind of hungry, so....if I bite you I might kill you." the pink haired man warned, looking slightly worried.
"Ooo I'm sooo scared."
"You don't believe me at all do you?" the guitarist asked, pouting slightly.
"Of course not! I mean why the hell should I believe you? Last year you were howling, claiming to be the most fearsome werewolf in Japan, and the year before, you were telling children that you could speak owl! HELL no I don't believe you!" the younger man snapped, rolling his eyes.
"Okay, then come here." hide ordered, his eyes flashing a creepy red. The younger man shivered at the sudden look he wore. It seemed as if the silly musician matured in several decades, without aging, his eyes became hard and distant, and his fangs elongated, he looked scary. "Come here and let me bite you Yo-chan." he called in a very dark and intimidating tone of voice.
"Umm....never mind." the blonde murmured, backing up. The older man was in his face in a split second, knocking him over the bed in fear.
"Are you sure? You wanted proof right?" hide asked, his eyes turning crimson again, and staying that way. He knelt over the human, staring down at him as if he were his prey.
"I changed my mind." Yoshiki wailed, near tears. The pink haired man blinked, reverting back to the way he was a moment ago.
"Are you scared?" he asked, guilt all over his face, watching his friend sit up quickly.
"What the hell do you think?!" the pianist/drummer demanded, glaring at him. "That's scary as fuck and you should never do it again!"
"Okay, I won't...unless you want me to bite you." hide teased, smiling evilly as his eye color switched again. Yoshiki mooshed his face, glaring at him.
"STOP THAT!!" he shouted.
hide sat up from the floor, and pouted. "....S'not my fault you're a big chicken." he mocked half heartidly, before getting up. "Anyway, I don't want the others to know, so don't tell them, and don't laugh at me either...it's serious, I'm a vampire and I don't like it."
"Okay, but what are you going to do? I mean, some interviews WILL have to be filmed during the day and-"
"Yoshiki," the vampire called, silencing his friend. "Don't worry about it...I've got this."
"Okay....and hi-chan-"
"Hm?" the older man asked, tilting his head to one side.
"I'll protect you from anyone who tries to harm you....and I'll keep your secret all the way to my grave." Yoshiki swore, holding a hand to his heart. hide gave him a wide smile.
"Thank you Yoshiki." he said politely, before tackling him. "You're my best friend in the whole world, and I'll never chew on you while you're sleeping again."
"WHAT?!" the younger man asked, turning pale.
"....Nothing." the vampire said, looking elsewhere.
"YOU were the thing that was biting me?" the drummer/pianist demanded, fuming.
"....Nooo." the guitarist lied, shaking his head.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Yoshiki growled.
"WAAAAAAAHHH!!" hide wailed, running for his life.
Author: demon_rays
Rating: PG-13
Characters: hide, Yoshiki
Summary: "What's wrong with you?"
Warnings: Vampirism, humor, fluff....and scary elements.
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
"What's wrong with you?" Yoshiki asked, staring at the older man. It was around midnight, and hide just so happened to be wide awake, while the other man looked dead tired. They had just finished thier long tour, and now that they are, Yoshiki was now able to question his band mate and his strange behavior, in the location they always have it, in the band leader's hotel room. "You're acting much weirder then normal."
"Hey, I don't like that tone." hide muttered, pouting. He was much paler then usual, and his lips were very red...WITHOUT any make up to help it.
"No seriously, you're acting unusal. You're avoiding the sun like it's going to eat you, you don't eat anymore, you never want to drink with us anymore, and your teeth look funny, what is WRONG with you?!" the pianist/drummer demanded, glaring at the guitarist.
It wasn't just his appearance that seemed off...it was nearly EVERYTHING. The way he spoke, the way his posture seemed to be perfect, the way his pheromones would smack into anyone male or female out of nowhere, and people would find themselves questioning thier sexual orientation and/or thier fedelity. The way he'd suddenly be a flirt without even trying, the way he'd smile at people was so foriegn it made those who know him wonder if it was really the silly pink haired man they knew and loved.
"Okay, if you must know....I'm a vampire." hide confessed, completely serious.
"Pff, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" the younger man giggled, falling over.
"No seriously, I'm a vampire. Stop laughing!" the pink haired man snapped, glaring at him. He was really annoyed with the fact that his friend found his confession humorous or that he didn't believe him.
"Okay, if you're a vampire, then bite me." Yoshiki suggested, smirking.
"....Bite you?" hide asked, tilting his head. Surprise and slight curiousity painted his face. "You want me to bite you?"
"Yep." the blonde said bluntly.
".....I'm kind of hungry, so....if I bite you I might kill you." the pink haired man warned, looking slightly worried.
"Ooo I'm sooo scared."
"You don't believe me at all do you?" the guitarist asked, pouting slightly.
"Of course not! I mean why the hell should I believe you? Last year you were howling, claiming to be the most fearsome werewolf in Japan, and the year before, you were telling children that you could speak owl! HELL no I don't believe you!" the younger man snapped, rolling his eyes.
"Okay, then come here." hide ordered, his eyes flashing a creepy red. The younger man shivered at the sudden look he wore. It seemed as if the silly musician matured in several decades, without aging, his eyes became hard and distant, and his fangs elongated, he looked scary. "Come here and let me bite you Yo-chan." he called in a very dark and intimidating tone of voice.
"Umm....never mind." the blonde murmured, backing up. The older man was in his face in a split second, knocking him over the bed in fear.
"Are you sure? You wanted proof right?" hide asked, his eyes turning crimson again, and staying that way. He knelt over the human, staring down at him as if he were his prey.
"I changed my mind." Yoshiki wailed, near tears. The pink haired man blinked, reverting back to the way he was a moment ago.
"Are you scared?" he asked, guilt all over his face, watching his friend sit up quickly.
"What the hell do you think?!" the pianist/drummer demanded, glaring at him. "That's scary as fuck and you should never do it again!"
"Okay, I won't...unless you want me to bite you." hide teased, smiling evilly as his eye color switched again. Yoshiki mooshed his face, glaring at him.
"STOP THAT!!" he shouted.
hide sat up from the floor, and pouted. "....S'not my fault you're a big chicken." he mocked half heartidly, before getting up. "Anyway, I don't want the others to know, so don't tell them, and don't laugh at me either...it's serious, I'm a vampire and I don't like it."
"Okay, but what are you going to do? I mean, some interviews WILL have to be filmed during the day and-"
"Yoshiki," the vampire called, silencing his friend. "Don't worry about it...I've got this."
"Okay....and hi-chan-"
"Hm?" the older man asked, tilting his head to one side.
"I'll protect you from anyone who tries to harm you....and I'll keep your secret all the way to my grave." Yoshiki swore, holding a hand to his heart. hide gave him a wide smile.
"Thank you Yoshiki." he said politely, before tackling him. "You're my best friend in the whole world, and I'll never chew on you while you're sleeping again."
"WHAT?!" the younger man asked, turning pale.
"....Nothing." the vampire said, looking elsewhere.
"YOU were the thing that was biting me?" the drummer/pianist demanded, fuming.
"....Nooo." the guitarist lied, shaking his head.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Yoshiki growled.
"WAAAAAAAHHH!!" hide wailed, running for his life.