the adventures of rain-dance summer
this is going to sound incredibly naive and (...blanking on the right word right now, omg) well-to-do/first-world/ignorant of me, but i've been so incredibly happy the past few months and would just like to mark this point in time. so, when i'm still jobless and a stay at home child and crying myself to sleep every night in 2013, i can look back
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villa insulting people: lol i believe this was your prompt! anyway i only had three ideas for it so far; (1) david programming his mobile to english during the world cup so he can learn english faster and therefore communicate (read, shout insults at) with the other teams. his english text messaging corrects him on his spelling a lot so he begins to believe it is infallible, always right, and annoys half the team when he whips out his phone and corrects their grammar. he ends up shouting "SUCK YOU!!!" at landon donovan after he learns "fuck you" (but his phone corrects the word 'fuck'). (2) calling ronaldo "a shit" instead of "the shit" after a post-match celebration. (3) trying to buy shoes (mary janes) for his daughter after she scuffs hers and ending up with a pound of weed instead and getting arrested. i guess this wasn't really him insulting people persay, just him getting english completely wrong and the various consequences.... i had no more ideas for this one or i would write it
genie!xabi: I LITERALLY HAD NOTHING FOR THIS EITHER EXCEPT it starts when xabi stratches at his beard right before a game and wishes he were somewhere cooler and wakes up in the arctic circle. and then he tells sergio who immediately rubs xabi's beard to test the waters~ and then he has a new glittering hairband on his head (and xabi is kind of incredulous at how stupid sergio's wish is but sergio said he didn't want to risk things). so it leaks and suddenly everyone starts trying to rub xabi's beard to make things come true and he has to fend them off. he tries shaving or wearing a surgical mask over his face but it only makes the wishes go wonky instead of the power disappearing, like villa wishes for ice cold beer but he gets buried in buckwheat, or xavi wishes to be taller and his shoes turn into high heels. at some point maybe it was going to segue into them being able to go back in time and play the games they lost over again so they won them??? idk this is so not thought-through very well
spanish high school au: WHY DID YOU PICK ALL THE ONES I HAVE NOTHING ON i was actually going to do hogwarts for one and like iker is quidditch captain and keeper in gryffindor and xabi, nando, and sergio are chasers and puyol and geri are beaters and villa is seeker but he gets injured so cesc is playing for him and he's only a third year and everyone keeps telling him he has big shoes to fill and villa is like threatening! bc he thinks cesc is going to fuck it up. and pepe is their Number One Fan. and idek where it was going but portugal was going to be slytherin and c.ron was their like hulking seventh-year seeker. and i was also going to do twilight with casillas as an unwilling edward and jesus navas as bella LMAO. and then just one where they're at a school for juvenile delinquents and nando is the new kid
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