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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Friday, July 27th 2063
At the tender age of 75 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (3%)
Horrible Accident (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,553,316 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 12137 people claim to have leprosy.
community.sparknotes.com/death/
Interesting.
And that's only a month after my birthday.