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[lovely_scorpion]

Come one, come all, to Sister Bianchi's Psychiatry...Tent...nonono...uh, hut? Booth! Since all of you young people, or not as young people, seem to have so many problems to deal with, and so few reliable role models to talk to, I am graciously opening my room to anyone who needs some advice. Anyone is welcome! All your problems will be solved!

No,

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[doctor_shamal]

There's this woman I like a lot, see? She's the most beautiful, most dangerous woman in the underground, but she doesn't think I'm serious, see?

It's all very frustrating~ What should I do?~

[lovely_scorpion]

Have you given her any reason to think that you aren't serious? Knowing you, I can guess already that that's a yes.

Try doing nice things for her. Little, inconsequential things are the sweetest gestures of all.

...why are you of all people coming to me for help? *lol oblivious much?*

[doctor_shamal]

... never mind, honey, I'll just keep your advise to heart.~ *LOL LIKE SISTER LIKE BROTHER?*

Speaking of which, do you like flowers?

[lovely_scorpion]

Uh, right...

Of course. I like blue and white ones the best. *still doesn't get it...--stupid children apparently got it from dad*

[sunday_extreme]

...

But won't everything I say come out on that report?!

[lovely_scorpion]

...

What are you talking about? It's not like the only things we report are about your love lives. You guys were brought to Italy to prove your worth as a mafia family, right? It's just that, surprisingly, no one's been sent out to kill you lot for a while. I'm supposed to observe you to see how you're doing. And if you children mope around forever, then you'll never move on and make progress.

So sit down and have a treat. *holds out an arrangement of cookies*

[sunday_extreme]

...huh. *stands idle for a while, a bit dumbly. GIRLS ARE CONFUSING and why can't I be out fighting assassins :<*

UHHHH, OKAY. Er-- *sits down awkwardly and stares at cookies* ...run that by me again?!

[lovely_scorpion]

...*staring at him staring off into space*

Do you have anything better to do?

Which part? *sighs--argh, why are teenage boys stupid? D:<*

Look. You appear to have problem upon problem when it comes to love. I'm just here to help. Now eat a damn cookie.

[failedstampede]

Aw, thanks. We can be joint operations.

I don't exactly have love problems that need to be addressed at the moment, really, but can I hide here. For just a few hours. Please.

I forgot about those reports. Take your time; you're already offering a laudable service to these guys, anyway.

[lovely_scorpion]

You can handle the obviously crazy ones. And then I'll counsel them in matters of the heart.

Oh? I don't see why not. But what would the Cavallone boss have to hide from? Paperwork?

Shame on both of us. The ninth needs to hear the news from other trustworthy sources besides his son. But really, I'm probably going to slack off anyway.

[failedstampede]

Er. I appreciate your generosity.

Lov -- lik -- messy, confusing emotions directed my way. That I may have exacerbated. If only.

Xanxus's raincloud does need to be complemented by a bit of sun -- working on it, working on it. ...Slowly. But honest, I am.

[lovely_scorpion]

You're quite welcome.

Oho? Sounds interesting. Are you sure you don't want any help?

Ah? Working on your report, or working on brightening Xanxus' day? Either way, good luck to you.