~*~ Garden State Pride ~*~

Jan 03, 2005 14:56


Yes "BROHAM" I Live in New Jersey.

I curse......a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I can navigate a circle - with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner - preferably with disco fries....And yes it's a sub, not a hoagie, a grinder, or worse...a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words...mother fucker. I dont go to the beach - I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I have a dawg, and I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger ...and expect it.

I'm from fuckin NEW JERSEY.

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