the reason Australians sell things is because Americans will buy anything
I'm tired, and hungry
but I can't eat!
Nothing, I repeat, Nothing
sounds any good
I feel like if I eat anything I'll puke it up
but I'm hungry at the same time
and then I feel horrible and guilty
because I just saw this infomercial on tv
about the starving children in Ethiopia
who are suffering from the famine
and they're skinnier than my pinky
and over 1000 die a day
and that's just Ethiopia
not including the like 90 other 3rd world countries out there
--Anyways,
Work was fun
Sandra is my new best friend
she is too cool for school
- I have yet to buy my Christmas presents
I am completely screwed
crap crap crap
- One good thing: I will finally get to see Napolean Dynamite
tomorrow, at the dollar theatre
with my family
well, I'm supposed to
but knowing this family
who knows whether it'll go through
Hopefully so.
ahhhhhh I need food before I die
I'll just chug some Aleve afterwards
since it's apparently on the list with all the other common meds
that now cause heart attacks
wahoo
give me heart attacks, and ease my pain
hahahaha
(and I'm not talking about some suicidal thing whatever- I'm being jokingly serious about physical pain, which shall now be constant since we can't trust any meds anymore, apparently)
Hooray for faulty technology
and medicinal advances
*cough*
alas, good night