Bleeeh..

[loveless_swty]

Ok, I have complied a list of what mental disorder each of these people have. Everything is based off of presumptions that I have made through what I know about them and their behavior in social situations. (Don't I just sound so smart?)

1. Me

• Body Dysmorphic Disorder - when a person is overly concerned with a small defect in their appearance, or they are preoccupied with an imagined defect in their appearance. [I'm like this because I'm overly self conscious about my body. I mean, I'm extremely shy when it comes to showing my body to others.]
  
• Dementia/Delerium - the both have similiar qualities to their diagnosis. Delerium is the state in which someone is always confused. Dementia is the state in which someone constantly forgets things. [This, everyone knows. I'm always in a state of confusion.]
  
• Avoidant Personality Disorder - when a person has an extreme fear of being judged negatively by other people. They often have a great desire for affection and acceptance. [I'm usually worried that I might be bothering people and they'll think that I'm annoying. The great desire for affection part is also true.]
  
• Dependant Personality Disorder - a person depends on other people to assume responsibilty over major areas in their own life. [I just depend on people to be there for me at all times. I don't know how to really explain this one.]

2. Jose

• Pyromania - positively obsessed with started fires. Lighting fires usual relieve tension for those with this disorder. The enjoy in setting things aflame and do not feel remorse for it. [It doesn't get to a point where he should feel bad for setting something on fire. He only does it for fun.]
• Sexual Addiction - one who complusively seeks out sexual gratification and becomes sexually impaired if their needs are not met. [Um, yeah, this one pretty much speaks for itself. Though I'm unsure about the impaired part. I wouldn't know..]

3. Matt

• Lepidophobia - however, it isn't a disorder, it can be placed under the same catergory because it's all psychological and all in your head. This is a phobia of butterflies. [Don't ask. Apparently, he thinks they're ugly and he's scared shitless of them.]
• Hypersomnia/Narcolepsy - Hypersomnia is the disorder of extremely long, undisturbed periods of sleep, usually resulting with difficultly of waking up. Narcolepsy is sudden sleepiness during the daytime that can last from 10 to 15 minutes. It is generally the result of boredom but can occur during any activity. [I know this from experience. He took a quick nap one time at the mall one time that I went with him. I was like "What is wrong with him?" I wouldn't be surprised if he feel asleep while playing paintball ]
• Pyromania - See Jose.
• Paraphilias - the use of strange objects/imagery to induce sexual excitement. One of the catergories of such disorder is through using inanimate objects. [He humped Justin's couch and Lisseth's stuffed tiger. Simply said.]

4. Lisseth

• Schizophrenia - also known has having a "split personality". The person has multiple personalities, characterized by delusions, hallucinations, disorganized speech, etc. [Yeah, she gets crazy. She tends to make weird noises, but she doesn't see imaginary things.]
• Bipolar Personality Disorder - also known as Manic Depression. This disorder causes periodic mood swings from depression to mania. It's characterized by having those that apply to her, such as short attention span, sleeping too much, and crying spells (though her's are dramatic and fake. [Did I mention she was crazy already? Most of that applies to her so much that it's scary.]
• Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD/ADD) - Um, everyone knows about this one so it's self explanatory.
• And I don't know if this counts, but she's a cannibal. She loves to bite everyone.

5. Justin

• Pyromania - See above.
• I still haven't found much that applies to him. He'll require a bit more research.

Anyone else that I missed? Josh also has the pyromania, but I don't have anything else right now at the moment. Now I realized how pointless this was which is why it's going under Friend's.

I know many of you are wondering why in God's name am I did this. My reason is simply that I believe that our flaws should be embraced, even if they're not even that serious (as in this case). Seeing as no one on earth is perfect, I believe it was a good way to realize what's wrong with us and just point and laugh about how stupid we are (mostly me for actually wasting my time on this shit).

Today was good actually. I spent time with my family out on my dad's boat. We cruised around in the intercoastal waters. It was real relaxing.

I had asked my dad, half joking, half serious, if he would take me and the posse on his boat to the beach for the week of Spring Break. At first, he gave me a face. It wasn't those bad faces your parents usually give you when you ask them a stupid question that is certainly going to be a no, though. A little while later, he talked to me about it and actually agreed to the idea.

I can't wait to go now. I'm a bit undecided on who I should bring along though. I have 3 candidates at the moment. I'm just unsure about who else I should invite. Ah, I have like 2 more weeks so I don't need to worry about it yet.

Ack, I still smell like the port. Yuckers. I wanna take a shower. I hate this smell.

Welp, I'll be off now. Nighty night!

♥