OWN THAT SHIT, BITCH
I am going to make my last year in my 20's fucken phenomenal. I cant wait to get started. I am so sick of just letting life pass me by, man. What the fuck has been WRONG with me? I've just like, been sitting around and waiting as my ass got fatter and time slipped by. So many dance parties I missed out on, so many days that my naked feet were not in the wet sand. So many books I haven't read. I am grabbing life by it's saggy fucken balls and giving in a gentle but firm yank. School soon. Roller Derby is my next conquest. Gym membership as soon as I can afford it. By the time I hit 30 (FUCKING THIRTY!) I will have returned to the old me, sans the depression and constant self loathing. Life is too short, and I'm getting more wrinkles. It is way past grow-up o'clock.