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LJ stalking horror - a report by loveisrevenge.
rudedoodle is stalking loveisrevenge
rudedoodle’s REAL name :
Guest Clayton
rudedoodle’s REAL DOB :
11th November 1977
Height :160 cm
Weight : 87.0 kg
rudedoodle has dreamt about you :
19 times
rudedoodle became interested in you :
12th June 2003
rudedoodle’s latest dream about you
rudedoodle dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.
This is how rudedoodle describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
rudedoodle’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
rudedoodle has a vast collection of loveisrevenge’s mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
rudedoodle recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I’m coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"My names loveisrevenge, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is rudedoodle. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"
rudedoodle’s Police File
15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on rudedoodle’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.
Testimonies about rudedoodle
pinkabigail - Worn out Musician
‘I used to love rudedoodle. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
pixiemeat103 - Drunken Posse
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. loveisrevenge should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
theeadversary - Sister Stabatha
‘rudedoodle is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’