texas is for assholes

Aug 16, 2005 14:59

so i'm back in el paso, and i don't know what it is about this place [ locals don't hate me] but people here cannot fucking drive! fucking mothers in mini vans running red lights and stop signs, people forgetting about the existence of blind spots, soccer moms cutting people off to go 45 miles below the speed limit, pieces of shit that spit out brown smoke speeding and weaving down the road. i feel like i am on the real life version of grand theft auto, hell paso style. signs of civilization and courtesy are dead in this place. the rate my near death occurrences are happening, i am lucky if i even make it to new york next week.

and on another hand, seriously i know this is texas and assholes love their god chosen leader, but if i see one more george w sticker i am going to start playing real life bumper cars.
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