Oh I'm attackin' from all fronts here. What is it you did? Oh yeah...uncoolest act in the history of coolness by a cool person. Totally....I'm been to Huntersville like 8 million (twice) times...and how many times have you been here. None. Zilch. Nil. And all other words meaning zero. I even put on my good shirt. MY GOOD DAMN SHIRT!!!!!!!! Kelly Scott Heartbreaker Extrodanaire. Yes it's true. I've cried so much these past fours that I flooded the small town of Thomasville and it's pretty much wasted away. So not only are you responsible for the lives of like 4,000 people, you've also killed MY SPIRIT. Oh I'll recover sure...it'll take time...and four hundred and 28 beers..but I'll be ok...but 428 beers could never replace the emptiness you've left me with today...but hell I'd be pretty Goddamned drunk
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you and your 428 beers.
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