Feb 11, 2003 13:24
If I were a stone, I would be: amber.
If I were a tree, I would be: an orange tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: a sandpiper.
If I were a machine, I would be: a sewing machine/alarm clock.
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a moonflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a tornado.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a fairy/a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a kazoo.
If I were an animal, I would be: a lion.
If I were a color, I would be: green.
If I were an emotion, I would be: distressed.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a bell pepper.
If I were a sound, I would be: whispering.
If I were an element, I would be: wind.
If I were a car, I would be: cabrio.
If I were a song, I would be: eternal flame.
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: someone famous/hot.
If I were a movie, I would be: the royal tenenbaums/one hour photo.
If I were a food, I would be: raspberries.
If I were a place, I would be: in a bed.
If I were a material, I would be: paper.
If I were a taste, I would be: salty. or sassy.
If I were a religion, I would be: buddhist.
If I were a word, I would be: second.
If I were an object, I would be: a plastic skeleton.
If I were a body part I would be: a brain.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a scream.
If I were a subject in school I would be: art.
If I were a cartoon I would be: david the gnome.
If I were a shape I would be: a triangle.
If I were a number I would be: three.
If I were a month I would be: october.
If I were a day of the week I would be: tuesday.
If I were a time of day I would be: noon.
If I were a direction I would be: east.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a table.
If I were a sin I would be: envy.
If I were a historical figure I would be: abraham lincoln.
If I were a liquid I would be: mercury
If I were a method of death I would be: drowning.
If I were a planet I would be: neptune.
If I were a scent I would be: rice flower and shea.
If I were a sea animal I would be: a starfish.
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