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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, whteknucklewknd (-5000 points). In February i_love_starz and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I helped xamong_starsx hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5280 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
loveisaheadache