You don't know them
1. Jason (the football player)
2. James (the Marine)
3. Paul (the poet)
4. Johnny (the abused/abuser)
5. Jesse (the user)
6. Nate (the Aussie)
7. Andrew (the friend)
8. Brian (the Navy technician)
9. Jonathan (the Brandon Boyd lookalike)
10. Mark (the future husband)
11. Alex (the dancer)
12. Danny (the ex's ex-best-friend, ouch)
My friend and I are thinking of making up our own ritual to remove people from the list.