04 {VOICE, JAPANESE // TEXT}
HAAAUGH!!!
-After a moment Kakihara's laughter can be heard distantly over the communicator before he brings it up to his face to speak-
Hello.. when did this thing become fun? Heh.. I thought it only did this when you didn't use it? Haven't I been social enough? Or am I supposed to play "Dear diary" everyday while I'm here?
If it earns me another shock to the groin, I may not write for another few months. You scientists are gonna have to be more creative than that.
{TEXT}
So what have I been doing? Torturing rancid animals, sneaking up on people in the night and beating them (Sorry folks, no names!) and I tied a piece of paper to one of those dogs' tails and set it on fire. Let it run up the street to see what the damage was. Unfortunately nothing fun happened.
That is until the dog itself burned. That was pretty funny, because another one got too close and it's tongue went up like a snake soaked in lighter fluid.
Good enough?