Jan 01, 2010 22:37
[Kakihara's laughter is heard when the camera turns on, but he's nowhere in sight. Instead there's a healthy, vibrant green plant flourishing on the fire escape. It looks like it's growing pomegranates, but the colour seems somewhat off...]
I'm not sure why these were left for us, but somebody must have known that I have a green thumb.
[And then the image pans over to one in the corner of the apartment, all gnarled and ANGRY looking. Shell, their pet wolf monster, is sniffing at the base of the plant. There's a gassy hissss and some nasty smoke puffs out into her face. Shell yelps and within seconds is out of the frame.
More laughter...]
Reno, Reno, Reno. Why do you kill everything you touch? I'm shocked that you haven't killed me in some freak accident.
[Kakihara heads over to the window and climbs out onto the fire escape. The camera stays trained on his plant as he reaches out to pluck a pump pomegranate off one of the branches, as if showing off...
And as soon as he pulls it off, it explodes into a puff of smoke. The comm clatters onto the metal floor and all that can be heard is Kakihara coughing, and swearing in Japanese until the feed times out.]
OOC:: Kakihara... he's a sadomasochistic Yakuza. He may have taken great care of his plant, but he's a bad person at heart. Within a short time, his plant's gonna be BLACK AND TWISTED. Feel free to lawl at him.
twisted plant,
lololol,
i fail like reno fails,
green thumb,
plant watering= canon,
christmas,
bad person,
shell,
christmas plant,
delicious pomegranates,
surprise cockfag!,
delicious failure