i like to think at least things can't get any worse

[lovehive]

day 25 - a first
idk i don't feel like thinking right now go away meme

comments are screened & anon is on. if you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me, feel free to comment below. then i can reciprocate your feelings.

don't bother because none of you can live up to my standards because you are not alois
jk

Comments

[anonymous]

I have loved you from afar for quite awhile.

And now, my dear Mel, I want you to be mine.

Come. Come into my hairy arms. Rest your head on my fabulous, coarse pecs. Take an adventure down my luscious treasure trail.

Let's go all the way, baby.

♥ your secret admirer

[lovehive]

go away, hairy alois

[anonymous]

!!! My love...

Y-you knew?

[lovehive]

i don't want to be anywhere near your pecs or your hair

[anonymous]

B-but! Mel!! You've always loved my pecs and my hair more than anything else in the world (aside from my, well...you know.)!

Your amnesia must- must be much worse than I thought....

[lovehive]

i don't have amnesia
i only like you as a shota

[anonymous]

I am a shota

[lovehive]

i don't like you when you are not
1) non-muscular
2) nice and clean and hairless
3) un-manly in general