I like my Job
From: Reinhardt, Kevin
Sent: 27 May 2005 14:27
To: Allen, Jennifer
Subject: Health and Safety
Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,
I’ve checked the Office safety handbook and I can’t see anything in there about white Musk bath and Shower gel spillages.
Not that I expect any what with my bottle being sealed, but just in case one of those impetuous lot from Sales comes over opens it up and pours it all over my desk in a moment of ‘high jinks’, how are we covered for spillages?
Yours
Concerned of Hackney
Kevin Reinhardt
Sales Engineer
Dear Concerned of Hackney,
Body Shop have issued the following statement:
We have noticed that White Musk Body products may incite high jinks/ tom foolery by certain individuals and warn that these products should be hidden or locked away from any staff with the word “Account” in their title. These individuals have been known to react like the lower Tibetan white monkey tribe and start screaming and gabbling in large huddles before attacking any localized flora/fauna/human/animal…….
PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS DANGER AND TAKE THE FOLLOWING PRECAUTIONS:
Secure the white musk items in lockable or hidden drawers
Maintain constant watch on the items to ensure no “Accounts” try and steal them
ALWAYS make sure you try to limit the essence in everyday odour.
Keep away from “Accounts” at all costs!!
I hope this helps
Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn x