An open letter
Dear Ellen Page,
So. I have a secret. I've had a crush on you since seeing the preview for Hard Candy. Even though I knew I couldn't sit and watch the film, I thought you were super cute. You were also really young at the time and I felt kind of like a skeeze (which I am). Of course I've been tracking you on afterellen.com and I have to agree with most everyone there: you are hot, hot, hot.
Tonight I watched Juno for the first time, and while there are parts of the film that I think are ridiculous and cliche, you, however, are beautiful and fun to watch (not in a dirty way!). I am trying to steer clear of labels these days, but I am dying to know: are you gay? Please? Think about it?
Of course, I have a girlfriend and I'm sorry if you feel this is a rejection waiting to happen; you are beautiful and surely, someday, someone will be right for you--I'm sorry it can't be me; at least, not right now. I'll let you know when I'm single.
Thank you, and much love,
Sarah
So. I have a secret. I've had a crush on you since seeing the preview for Hard Candy. Even though I knew I couldn't sit and watch the film, I thought you were super cute. You were also really young at the time and I felt kind of like a skeeze (which I am). Of course I've been tracking you on afterellen.com and I have to agree with most everyone there: you are hot, hot, hot.
Tonight I watched Juno for the first time, and while there are parts of the film that I think are ridiculous and cliche, you, however, are beautiful and fun to watch (not in a dirty way!). I am trying to steer clear of labels these days, but I am dying to know: are you gay? Please? Think about it?
Of course, I have a girlfriend and I'm sorry if you feel this is a rejection waiting to happen; you are beautiful and surely, someday, someone will be right for you--I'm sorry it can't be me; at least, not right now. I'll let you know when I'm single.
Thank you, and much love,
Sarah