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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I put gum in tinheart_al's hair (-12 points). In January I bought porn for king_in_shadow (10 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I gave virgintitres a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-60 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
lovedtodance
Peanut butter should get it out of your hair. Starches and scissors are alternatives.