THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I punched trustnoone86 in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I helped violet311 across the street (6 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole gatormade's purse (30 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January lisbonlovesjacq and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-100 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Lovedhurtlost
lisbonlovesjacq made me rob the bank. She told me if I didn't she'd kill me. I WAS FORCED. Plus, I only got 1/3 of the money. ;-(
Consuela, YOU deserved the punch in the arm. That's what you get for trying to turn me in for the robbery.
Santa, I want a laptop.
This is MUCH better
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave lisbonlovesjacq a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I stole gatormade's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I pulled trustnoone86's hair (-5 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (266 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
lovedhurtlost
That bitch deserved to have her hair pulled.
*whispers* gatormade, I did not steal your purse. YOU HAVE NO PROOF, SANTA.
I loved ruling Asscrackistan, but I wasn't cruel. Damn, you kill a few thousand people and they call you heartless. THEY DESERVED TO DIE! It was all part of the final solution. Scientiologists don't deserve to live! Everyone should be happy; Tom Cruise and his spawn is gone. Shit, I let Katie live.
Santa, I want a laptop.