dress me up, dress me down

Mar 28, 2010 05:34

dress me up, dress me down
yunho/changmin
nc-17
when changmin pursues high fashion.

for apocryphalic. this isn't chicklit, this is dicklit. be warned of...everything!

whatever gets you through today )

p: yunho/changmin

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apocryphalic March 28 2010, 15:25:53 UTC
Now that I am awake and more coherent, let’s try this again :D and for the record, ♥

he always turns to stare at his own reflection whenever he so much as walks past a building with a semi-reflective surface for walls, sometimes even stopping to get that lock of hair on his head to sit just right
I totally missed this last night but rofl, omg what an anal OCD narcissist. I guess he does the same thing we girls do when we’re walking past stores, he just needs to be really careful about it because sometimes people will stare back at you through the store window…not that I have had that happen to me DDD: changing the subject!

And then he sees him on page 69.
I echo you, so apt. Does Armani make underwear? They should! D:

I could help out with his hair and run my fingers through it, you know? Or bring him his suit and he'll be sweaty from all the stage lights and I would have to help undress him and redress him and you know how models are, underwear discouraged because it gets in the way of changing and shows under clingy fabrics and I'd see him naked all the time
Omg, Changmin is me. I am Changmin. Dude, I want to see Yunho’s penis so badly : ( I know that’s such a weird thing to say but I really do want to see it. I bet it’s long and thick, and sob, can we rp smut soon? :’ (

"Fine fine fine!" Yoochun cries, "Mile-long, I get it!"
That’s just not fair. Automatically from birth I get shit genetics so while Changmin has mile-long legs, I get stubs. Short stubby little legs that do not look good in jeans or leggings T.T

whispering that they're gay for pay just to make themselves appear for suitable for the fashion business
I suddenly had this thought where I was like “oh I’d totally be gay for Yunho :D pay or not!” and then I realized I’m a girl…I don’t need to be gay D: I just need a dick.

this time, Changmin makes sure to press his knees to Yunho's, their feet playing innocent footsie under the table.
Ahhh, so cute! They’re so cute, I want to miniaturize them and then put them into my pocket and stare as they make out all the time. ALL THE TIME.

"Forget it, I don't need you to fuck me. You just stay there with your nice big cock and I'll do the rest of the work, okay?"
So demanding but A++ Changmin. Why make Yunho work. God, I fucking bet he dreams of riding Yunho’s cock all the time and gets himself worked up and he’ll be in one of those insane MUST FUCK LIKE ENERGIZER BUNNIES moods 8DDD

"Wear your Armani suit and I'll have coffee with you the entire day on every surface and wall you've got in your apartment."
RIGHT. I repeat, why didn’t they have hot Armani suit sex or why wasn’t there a section where Changmin jerked off in the bathroom after seeing the peen or after seeing Yunho in an Armani Prive suit up close and personal : lll

Anyway, that is the end of my very coherent second comment. I love you, and I love you and I love you ♥ Thanks for writing me fics when you’re clearly supposed to be writing 2500 words. For your efforts I give to you…

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loveclouds March 28 2010, 15:33:03 UTC
LOLOOOLOLOLLOL HALF OF YOUR COMMENT WAS ABOUT PENIS AND ONLY PENIS AND THAT'S IT HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

i swear to god, just go get a boyfriend and get laid. >.>

i'm hungry :x

and yes we can rp smut, AS SOON AS I FINISH MY ESSAY D:<

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apocryphalic March 28 2010, 15:45:48 UTC
why haven't you eaten again? : ll you make me upset. i'm making my cookies in a few hours :ll

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