Room 409: Monday Morning
Blair came back into the room, his hair wrapped in a towel and carrying a glass of water. Dropping down onto his bed, he poured a bit of the water into the pot of dirt on the nightstand.
"Good morning, Hank! I hope you enjoy that water, man. I'm trying not to be sad that it's all you have to drink, but I understand that photosynthesis doesn't work as well with coffee."
"Man, this weekend was wild. That whole thing with Angel being in Belthazor's body took up most of my Saturday. What with running to get Parker and then Angel's naked girlfriend and the photo shoot." Blair looked sadly at his plant. "You know, Hank. I feel really bad about that. I know that Belthazor violated Angel by switching souls, but didn't Angel violate Belthazor's body too? I'm just not sure if I should apologize for that or what I should do."
"Oh, and Dr. House was really...I don't know...mean or something. He sorta yelled at me and he didn't call me Tigger and maybe he could use some cheering up. I still need to give him a seed to plant, and maybe some cookies from last night!" Blair bounced. "Last night was awesome, Hank! Angel had a party at Jeff, God of biscuits and there were SO many people there. I talked to Lee and John and Logan and someone who's name was either Bill or John Smith, and Parker who smelled Jaye's hair and Walter and Pippi and Angel and Angela. Oh, and Angela and I are going to find out if Jeff is a vengeful god or not. I talked to Bridge too! I got hit with a water balloon which was weird and I ate a ton of cookies. Way more than I should have, but it was great and Angel seemed to have a good time."
Blair looked at his watch. "Well, it's time for me to get going, Hank. Maybe later I'll take you out for a walk or something. See ya later!"
"Good morning, Hank! I hope you enjoy that water, man. I'm trying not to be sad that it's all you have to drink, but I understand that photosynthesis doesn't work as well with coffee."
"Man, this weekend was wild. That whole thing with Angel being in Belthazor's body took up most of my Saturday. What with running to get Parker and then Angel's naked girlfriend and the photo shoot." Blair looked sadly at his plant. "You know, Hank. I feel really bad about that. I know that Belthazor violated Angel by switching souls, but didn't Angel violate Belthazor's body too? I'm just not sure if I should apologize for that or what I should do."
"Oh, and Dr. House was really...I don't know...mean or something. He sorta yelled at me and he didn't call me Tigger and maybe he could use some cheering up. I still need to give him a seed to plant, and maybe some cookies from last night!" Blair bounced. "Last night was awesome, Hank! Angel had a party at Jeff, God of biscuits and there were SO many people there. I talked to Lee and John and Logan and someone who's name was either Bill or John Smith, and Parker who smelled Jaye's hair and Walter and Pippi and Angel and Angela. Oh, and Angela and I are going to find out if Jeff is a vengeful god or not. I talked to Bridge too! I got hit with a water balloon which was weird and I ate a ton of cookies. Way more than I should have, but it was great and Angel seemed to have a good time."
Blair looked at his watch. "Well, it's time for me to get going, Hank. Maybe later I'll take you out for a walk or something. See ya later!"