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Room 409: Wednesday Morning

May 03, 2006 11:26

Blair walked slowly into his room, trying very hard not to bounce. After his conversation with Nadia in the computer lab, he was determined to prove that he could pretend to be supporting The Man for a whole day. But first he had to prepare ( Read more... )

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oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 16:47:28 UTC

Marty happens to be wondering around on the fourth floor when he sees Blair wearing a suit.

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"Um... Is the laundry shortage that bad?"

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 16:50:30 UTC

"Good morning, Mr. Blank." Blair nodded at Marty. "No, this is my regular suit. But it was almost that bad earlier this week when all those illegals took the day off. I say we kick the whole lot of them out of the country."

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 16:54:58 UTC

"Illegals?" Marty said giving Blair a confused look. "Were you on the roof with Nadia again? Because if you have too many of those brownies..."

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 16:57:03 UTC

"No." Blair sneered a little. "I believe in the "Just Say No" motto. Nancy Regan is my hero."

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:03:09 UTC

Marty bursts into laughter on that one. "Right. You? A Republican?"

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:05:34 UTC

"There's only two kinds of political parties. Republicans and losers." Blair sneered at Marty. "And you are...?"

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:09:41 UTC

"Me? Well politically I'd have to say that I'm more a believer of concepts than parties. I mean really all government is these days is a concept of public relations that actual governing..." Marty said giving Blair a strange appraising look. He takes a step closer and starts examining Blair carefully.

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:12:18 UTC

"Concepts? That sounds very hippy-dippy." Blair scoffed and took a step back. "Excuse me...you're not going to hug me or something, are you?"

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:15:29 UTC

"Are you a butler?"

"No... just checking for bite marks," Marty drawled as he leaned over and pulled up Blair's pant leg to check his ankle. "Did you go to the cafeteria today?"

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:18:24 UTC

Blair waited impatiently while Marty checked his ankle. "No, as a matter of fact, I'm on my way to the cafeteria now. I just hope they don't have any of those ethnic foods. It's very unamerican."

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:24:27 UTC

"Uh. Huh." Marty said giving Blair a skeptical look. "Have you knocked your head recently?"

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:26:01 UTC

"No. I'm feeling perfectly fine, thank you for asking." Blair resisted the urge to bounce.

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:29:05 UTC

"So if I were to tell you that gremlins had infested the campus and the administration was going to bring in the exterminators again, how would that make you feel?" Marty asked.

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:30:52 UTC

"Great!" Blair smiled viciously. "I think they should be sent packing to a fiery grave! I might even help. I've been known to hunt for sport."

oatmanspatient May 3 2006, 17:35:31 UTC

"Really?" Marty said crossing his arms. "Say Blair, when was the last time you had a catscan?"

lovechildblair May 3 2006, 17:45:23 UTC

"I don't believe I've ever had one." Blair frowned. "I should probably schedule one, it's not as if my healthcare plan can't afford it!"

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