｡･ﾟ･8 [an open letter]
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WILL THIS WEATHER NEVER STOP?
Dear 'Scientists',
Apparently there is more than one way of conquering a city and holding it as your own. You have shown me that. I just don't understand your attitudes to each event. Even if you plan on releasing a warning for one thing or another to happen, I am sure that the average citizen would love a less cryptic warning, or explination on what is really going on. How about you, Scientists? Wouldn't you like a clear answer to every question that runs around in this town if you were in our situation?
This all seems to add up to a pretty bitter tirade, but I assure you it's not meant to. I can enjoy my time here. Well, I try to. It is even possible that I am doing you an injustice and that you, yourselves, know nothing at all about this. It wouldn't surprise me at all to discover that the heads of your legal department are unaware of this absurd dispute.
I have a hunch that this attempt to prevent us from running off is the brainchild of some ferret-faced shyster, serving a brief apprenticeship in your legal department. I know the type well -- hot out of law school, hungry for success and too ambitious to follow the natural laws of promotion. If not, I will add that briefly (and quickly) to one of the two biggest laughs I can recall (other than my last three girlfriends).
And to the point; Inasmuch as I am a citizen here, I believe that if there was a doubt in your collective minds regarding the amount of water required in Discedo, it would have been wiser to overdry the city, rather than vice versa. We have more water magic in this town then Mermaids back in my home can use.
This way I won't have to join your club and beat you over the heads with it.
So please stop the rain. Now.
No love at all
Your captive citizen,
The Wizard Jenkins
WILL THIS WEATHER NEVER STOP?
Dear 'Scientists',
Apparently there is more than one way of conquering a city and holding it as your own. You have shown me that. I just don't understand your attitudes to each event. Even if you plan on releasing a warning for one thing or another to happen, I am sure that the average citizen would love a less cryptic warning, or explination on what is really going on. How about you, Scientists? Wouldn't you like a clear answer to every question that runs around in this town if you were in our situation?
This all seems to add up to a pretty bitter tirade, but I assure you it's not meant to. I can enjoy my time here. Well, I try to. It is even possible that I am doing you an injustice and that you, yourselves, know nothing at all about this. It wouldn't surprise me at all to discover that the heads of your legal department are unaware of this absurd dispute.
I have a hunch that this attempt to prevent us from running off is the brainchild of some ferret-faced shyster, serving a brief apprenticeship in your legal department. I know the type well -- hot out of law school, hungry for success and too ambitious to follow the natural laws of promotion. If not, I will add that briefly (and quickly) to one of the two biggest laughs I can recall (other than my last three girlfriends).
And to the point; Inasmuch as I am a citizen here, I believe that if there was a doubt in your collective minds regarding the amount of water required in Discedo, it would have been wiser to overdry the city, rather than vice versa. We have more water magic in this town then Mermaids back in my home can use.
This way I won't have to join your club and beat you over the heads with it.
So please stop the rain. Now.
No love at all
Your captive citizen,
The Wizard Jenkins