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My life:
Went to a party. Having fun. This black midget in a white cowboy hat randomly shows up at our party out of nowhere screaming how hes going to be on Jay Leno. So obvi. everyone is going crazy and like talking about this black midget who just came to the party. I run into him and he looks at me and hes like "you look like you're in the taliban!" and runs off into the house. My friend nicole is in the house getting beer when he comes in, and proceeds to STEAL her beer from her hands, while BITING HER THUMB! THE BLACK MIDGET BIT MY FRIEND NICOLES THUMB AND MADE HER BLEED. So the midget stopped being so cool, and everyone started being like wtf we want this midget out. So we eventually get him out of the house and then our friends start yelling at him and then the midget throws his cowboy hat and fights out friend on the ground/street and then everyones going crazy. so like immediately the party like came to a halt and everyone just starting getting creeped out, and then the people who were having the party wanted everyone to start leaving, so we peed and drank all our beers and like left. but on the way out nicole and her friend chip ran into the midget who was still hanging around outside on the street causing trouble (apparently he wanted his hat back but it was MIA). she started yelling at him wanting him to apologize but he wouldn't and so she wanted to fight him but then we convinced her we should just leave. So basically black midgets.
Went to a party. Having fun. This black midget in a white cowboy hat randomly shows up at our party out of nowhere screaming how hes going to be on Jay Leno. So obvi. everyone is going crazy and like talking about this black midget who just came to the party. I run into him and he looks at me and hes like "you look like you're in the taliban!" and runs off into the house. My friend nicole is in the house getting beer when he comes in, and proceeds to STEAL her beer from her hands, while BITING HER THUMB! THE BLACK MIDGET BIT MY FRIEND NICOLES THUMB AND MADE HER BLEED. So the midget stopped being so cool, and everyone started being like wtf we want this midget out. So we eventually get him out of the house and then our friends start yelling at him and then the midget throws his cowboy hat and fights out friend on the ground/street and then everyones going crazy. so like immediately the party like came to a halt and everyone just starting getting creeped out, and then the people who were having the party wanted everyone to start leaving, so we peed and drank all our beers and like left. but on the way out nicole and her friend chip ran into the midget who was still hanging around outside on the street causing trouble (apparently he wanted his hat back but it was MIA). she started yelling at him wanting him to apologize but he wouldn't and so she wanted to fight him but then we convinced her we should just leave. So basically black midgets.