Somewhere... over the rainbow.....
So, this morning, I am scheduled for a PREGNANCY TEST!!! It's not exactly what it sounds like though. (Or is it???) Actually, my dermatologist is putting me on meds that require that I have a pregnancy test every 31 days for the next 6 months. Apparently my assurance that I haven't had a hot man-meat injection in the last year doesn't exempt me from the strict pharmaceutical requirements, so I have to take 6 or 7 pregnancy tests and abstain from "binge drinking". WTF? Ah well, so here's to my first pregnancy test in.. let's just say kind of a long time. SALUD!
Speaking of pregnancies, apparently my imaginary girlfriend Milla Jovovich just had a baby. Why didn't anyone tell me I have a newborn daughter??? :P How am I going to support both Ever and Maddox on my measly photographer's income? I think it's time I start prostituting, and servicing the rich MILFs of Beverly Hills.
And speaking of making babies, this is totally how gay people do it... over the rainbow! It's a picture taken by nautibitz of our friend Alana and bebe_vilain, but the amazing sparkles are all A.J.'s handiwork (literally, huzzah!). He is after all, a magical kind of guy, and so I wish him much love and birthday greetings in advance!
This picture makes me crave purple horseshoes and a post-coital cigarette!
The above pic was taken when Alana threw a private party at our house, dubbed The Porn Party. Here's the invitation I designed for her:
Porn Party Erupts in Koreatown! What that means for your weekend...
And here's a picture of Krishna, nautibitz and Alana from that same night:
I like where this is going. Giggity goo!
I'm sure that nautibitz will post a more detailed account of that party in the near future. But I just want to add that this picture kind of gives me a guilty boner. But then, curiously, so does the picture of bebe_vilain and Alana, and I'm pretty sure that breaks laws in at least 37 states, and a few ethereal dimensions as well, not to mention familial boundaries. Sorry, lil_fatty!
And on that note, I really should drink a bucket of water and run to the lab to pee in a cup for my pregnancy test. Wish me luck! And no unexpected little half-Filipino leprechauns in the next 6 months.
You can see many more hysterical pictures of Alana's Porn Party at nautibitz's awesome Flickr of goodness!
Finally, I would like to wish a very belated Happy Birthday to my darlin' devilpiglet who is also MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
Speaking of pregnancies, apparently my imaginary girlfriend Milla Jovovich just had a baby. Why didn't anyone tell me I have a newborn daughter??? :P How am I going to support both Ever and Maddox on my measly photographer's income? I think it's time I start prostituting, and servicing the rich MILFs of Beverly Hills.
And speaking of making babies, this is totally how gay people do it... over the rainbow! It's a picture taken by nautibitz of our friend Alana and bebe_vilain, but the amazing sparkles are all A.J.'s handiwork (literally, huzzah!). He is after all, a magical kind of guy, and so I wish him much love and birthday greetings in advance!
This picture makes me crave purple horseshoes and a post-coital cigarette!
The above pic was taken when Alana threw a private party at our house, dubbed The Porn Party. Here's the invitation I designed for her:
Porn Party Erupts in Koreatown! What that means for your weekend...
And here's a picture of Krishna, nautibitz and Alana from that same night:
I like where this is going. Giggity goo!
I'm sure that nautibitz will post a more detailed account of that party in the near future. But I just want to add that this picture kind of gives me a guilty boner. But then, curiously, so does the picture of bebe_vilain and Alana, and I'm pretty sure that breaks laws in at least 37 states, and a few ethereal dimensions as well, not to mention familial boundaries. Sorry, lil_fatty!
And on that note, I really should drink a bucket of water and run to the lab to pee in a cup for my pregnancy test. Wish me luck! And no unexpected little half-Filipino leprechauns in the next 6 months.
You can see many more hysterical pictures of Alana's Porn Party at nautibitz's awesome Flickr of goodness!
Finally, I would like to wish a very belated Happy Birthday to my darlin' devilpiglet who is also MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!