The Naughty Taurus
I found this naughty and hilarious horoscope over at my fellow Taurean Cinnamon's myspace and I'm re-posting to confirm its general accuracy. =)
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy. Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt. After all, they are Earth signs.
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Find your naughty horoscope here at Auntie PanPan's! How accurate is yours?
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy. Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt. After all, they are Earth signs.
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Find your naughty horoscope here at Auntie PanPan's! How accurate is yours?