Crazy Spics

[lovebuzz13]

Yeah...so last night, me and Ritu were on our way back from the sex shop, yes the sex shop. And some guy started to follow me. He was flashing his high beams and honking his horn, so I let him pass me, then he pulled next to me and started speaking spanish to me, and he looked like a creep- so I was all like..."WHAT!?You're a fucking spic." and I drove off. Then he was pulling up to me again, and he drove along side me, and was all like- "You speak spanish?" and of course, I was all like "NO" eventhough I kinda do. Then I sped up again. Then he pulled up to me again, and was all like- wait. It seemed like he wanted to race me, and I was all like- GO AWAY. So I turned, and he went straight. I'm driving down the road on my way to Ritu's house (she was in the car with me), and he comes out of nowhere again. I stopped in the middle of the road, and he stopped next to me. And I was like- "What do you want?" and he was all like- "I just moved here, and I have no friends, will you be my friend?" and I was like- "WHAT? NO" and I told him to get infront of me and drive away. He refused, and he was like, "where are you going, I'll follow you" and I was like- "No, you won't" and I drove off. He kept following me, so I called the police. Ritu was trying to get me to stop in a 7-11, but fuck that, I wasn't about to stop anywhere. So me and the police were on the phone setting up a meeting place where they can make sure I'm safe, and catch the guy. Then he saw I was on my phone, and pulled up to me again, and was all like "No no, please don't" and I was like- "Fuck off" I'm sure he figured I was on the phone with the police, so he drove off.

What the fuck was that guy thinking? Did he really think I'd be all like- "Ok, follow me, let's hang out" Fuck that.

So yeah, all that to go to the sex store.