Great Schizophrenic Migration of 2009

Jan 09, 2009 21:59

Its a bit early in the year, I suppose, for the first Great Migration of the Crazies. But today, seriously, every fucking person I spoke to at the library was a mush mouth loony. Either complaining about the bus schedule, the quality of help that they received, or where that book is that they saw back when we were the other library - it was a five volume set, so where could it have gone really? - each customer today was batshit bonkers.

Still, no need to grumble. It is most likely the scare tactics, the double whammy, of the coming digital tv conversion and the 7 to 107 inches of snow that might housebound all the schizos in their group homes and cardboard padded apartments. Wilma Smith talking through the wall is only interesting so long, after you run out of diet soda and cigarettes (breathing treatments).

Oh and to the customer who lost his shit on the circ staff over 20 cents and then got an eviction letter - your call to Jimmy DiMora, it didn't get you reinstated. HAHAHA.

library customers

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