It's Been Some Time
Yeah it's been the north side of forever since I wrote in this thing. So, actually a lot has happened. Um, where to start?
So I've had a few stalkers at work. Nothing new, I've had them before, but usually it's younger or older men who have an interest in me that is a little more than usual, but it was a security guard that works for Conmac, a company that works for the entire town center. They drive around in their little gay SUVs, sucking at life and being lame. Not even cops. Anyway, I had this particular one, who would follow me around all day, driving by a hundred times, basically doing circles. It was kinda amusing at first. But then I noticed how often he really was doing it. Kinda creepy. So, the guy asked his coworker to ask me if I was single. The coworker came up, and he's nice, so I didnt crunch him with the forklift. I told him that if the guy wanted to know, to grow a fuckin pair and ask me himself. My friend Birney had a field day with that one. So later on, I'm at lunch with my boy Mark, and the guy drives by a million times again and finally stops in front of me. I asked him if he had anything to say, and he got all nervous, so I (VERY NICELY, I'm not a TOTAL bitch) told him I was flattered but yes I was taken. He drove off, and I didn't see him for a while. Then last week, he started again, yelling stuff out the window, following me while I was spotting or driving. Like, a foot or so away! I got tired of it and told him to fuck off. After a few more days of this, my friend/future husband (GOD HES SO HOT) Greg, told him to get lost. In front of Cliff, Greg, George, Dennis and John (my new bodyguards), I told him to leave me alone, and he told me no. He told me he watches me all day on camera, and he's gonna follow me around all day if he wants to. Yeah? Fuck if you are, chode!
So, Cliff called our boss, and after a few fucked up things I'm too pissed at to talk about, it got settled. Conmac came in and told me the guy is an ex-con, and drug addict, and actually very scary. The guy told me they reveiwed the tapes, and turns out the security guy really did zoom in on me with their cameras and watched me. All day. Creepy!!! Christine is really scared for me, because I'm outside at night by myself a lot. Let him come up here. I love a little violence. Or maybe a LOT of violence. I've seen him twice, but no approaching yet.
So, yeah. Then I got these other two that like to follow me around at work. Ones really creepy, the other one is just annoying. I dunno what it is! I've had a lot of marriage propsals lately, and I got a lot of phone numbers. It's very flattering to be in the top spot on the "Hot Girls At Lowes List" (I've seen it, it's sad). But only one proposal I said yes to. LOL Greg and I are gonna get married tomorrow in Vegas. LOL we need help in Outside Garden, or hormone suppressants. :)
"One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories thanks for the memories
He, he tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhh
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel roooms, collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind
And get you out of those clothes...
So... I dunno what else to talk about. Hi to Jess and Heather!
So I've had a few stalkers at work. Nothing new, I've had them before, but usually it's younger or older men who have an interest in me that is a little more than usual, but it was a security guard that works for Conmac, a company that works for the entire town center. They drive around in their little gay SUVs, sucking at life and being lame. Not even cops. Anyway, I had this particular one, who would follow me around all day, driving by a hundred times, basically doing circles. It was kinda amusing at first. But then I noticed how often he really was doing it. Kinda creepy. So, the guy asked his coworker to ask me if I was single. The coworker came up, and he's nice, so I didnt crunch him with the forklift. I told him that if the guy wanted to know, to grow a fuckin pair and ask me himself. My friend Birney had a field day with that one. So later on, I'm at lunch with my boy Mark, and the guy drives by a million times again and finally stops in front of me. I asked him if he had anything to say, and he got all nervous, so I (VERY NICELY, I'm not a TOTAL bitch) told him I was flattered but yes I was taken. He drove off, and I didn't see him for a while. Then last week, he started again, yelling stuff out the window, following me while I was spotting or driving. Like, a foot or so away! I got tired of it and told him to fuck off. After a few more days of this, my friend/future husband (GOD HES SO HOT) Greg, told him to get lost. In front of Cliff, Greg, George, Dennis and John (my new bodyguards), I told him to leave me alone, and he told me no. He told me he watches me all day on camera, and he's gonna follow me around all day if he wants to. Yeah? Fuck if you are, chode!
So, Cliff called our boss, and after a few fucked up things I'm too pissed at to talk about, it got settled. Conmac came in and told me the guy is an ex-con, and drug addict, and actually very scary. The guy told me they reveiwed the tapes, and turns out the security guy really did zoom in on me with their cameras and watched me. All day. Creepy!!! Christine is really scared for me, because I'm outside at night by myself a lot. Let him come up here. I love a little violence. Or maybe a LOT of violence. I've seen him twice, but no approaching yet.
So, yeah. Then I got these other two that like to follow me around at work. Ones really creepy, the other one is just annoying. I dunno what it is! I've had a lot of marriage propsals lately, and I got a lot of phone numbers. It's very flattering to be in the top spot on the "Hot Girls At Lowes List" (I've seen it, it's sad). But only one proposal I said yes to. LOL Greg and I are gonna get married tomorrow in Vegas. LOL we need help in Outside Garden, or hormone suppressants. :)
"One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories thanks for the memories
He, he tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhh
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel roooms, collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind
And get you out of those clothes...
So... I dunno what else to talk about. Hi to Jess and Heather!