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So yesterday was another day at "The Farm." Later on I got some more "Excercise" with the Donna. Then there was "Voyaging With Catherine." Lastly, I got a call from "Amber."
- So do I need to tell you how sweet the farm is? No, it is just amazing. The grapes are almost ripe, I dont care about the blueberries, and the apples are so amazing! They are getting riper(sp?) by the DAY!!! I cant wait to gorge on them this autumn...fresh apples really rock. Also, the property is huge. Not sure if I explained this, but going up the different plateau steppe thingies brings you to new fields. Basically you have a huge layer of apple trees all over. Then you step up to cool fields of Queen-Anne's Lace, then there is one field all of mint. However, all of them have huge 'clumps' of prickers. BLEH! Then if you get up all 328 1/2 fields, you can go back down and go across to the other side of the property and head down to the pimped-out river. Waterfalls, however small, are sweeeeet. I mean, you can really get tumbling there. Awsome stuff.
- Excercise hurts! I go and jog every day, plus every other day is crunch day. Plus there is also tricep day...and I kinda gave up on biceps b/c I hate doing those curls. Anyways, I need to run more, but the SUN IS FIERCE! What the fuck? How am I supposed to keep up any pace when I am fading away from sun-stroke? Yea...BLSKDJFLSJDFE:LKFJLSEHFLKSEJFLKSJEf!!! 1/2. Also, where the hell are the results? I should be skinny by now. I need to lose weight so I can gain it back in college...
- Wow, for anyone that doesn't ever drive with me...just dont. I suck at driving, really. I have never crashed or had an accident. Well, one time for some reason I sorta 'bumped' into a car in the mall parking lot, but it was K-mart, so I didn't really care, that doesn't count. Anyways, We decided to go to Rutland and go to something kinda like sorta maybe called Little Harries? Or dirty Harries, who knows. Apparently it was a really up-scale place. Long story turned really short, I couldn't find a parking spot. But then I sorta could, but pansy-mode activated and somehow we ended up at the FH Inn. Now...I was stupid. I really thought my parents would be at the Iron Lantern with friends...but no, there they were. Things got worse when we saw the parents of people who shouldn't have known that we were out and about. That was bad too. Also, poor Catherine had to meet uncle Dominic, George Bush, and his young mistress. YARG! The best part of that night...well wait, hmmm. It would either be my mother rubbing catherine's head and saying "I love you Catherine" or maybe this old man at a nearby table yelling something about a "Tiny Wee Wee" who knows. Lastly, I got to put another notch on the tree of 'Hatred from Catherine's mother' EEK!
- So after dinner and things I get home and my mother is up and I can hear her laughing her ass off from a mile away. She is watching blue coller comedy for like the 100th time or something. So I decide to leave her to her fun and round up our cats outside. Somehow she thought that I was really depressed. Nooooooooo idea how she could pick up on that. Honestly, but she says it's a hair flippy-thing I do...which is weird, but not part of the story. So anyways, long story short, she ends up helping me get the cats all in, then puts me in a room with them all. So obviously I kick out the large two and play with the kitten while I proceed to stay up watching TV untill about, hmm, 1:00 or 1:30. Thank an aquatic turtle that she called b/c she was so drunk that I almost did a cartwheel of joy. Talking to drunk people is my new job, simply b/c I get so much pleasure from it. ALSO! And of much greater import, amber has a car. Some sweet pimpin' gold beast. Very very exciting to hear, let me tell you! Ahh, then later, like right after I went to be after watching, "Simply Sex with Drew" I was called by some phantom phone, let me find the number...ok, here we go, so if you called me last night at 1:38 and your number is 779-7464 let me know who you are. I have no listing of that number in my phone at all, not in received or missed calls, NOTHING! Who could it be??????????
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