Down Right Good Lookin
...man. I havent blogged in a minute. This bitch is blonde now, young. Is life really better blonde? Well contrary to those shirts at work "Life is Better Blonde," it aint. It's the same old song and dance. Is there anything new going on in my life aside from the hair? Nope. I'm still working all the damn time and tired all the damn time. Have I been watching Judge Joe lately? Heck yes, didnt you read the title of this blog? Some chick was being sued today and her name was Sheherazhade. I dont know if that's the right spelling of such, but it was a lot of letters, that's for damn sure. So her mama was on testifying for her and she said "...and I was in DC at the time," and Joe jumps in and goes "You look like you're from DC. That's a good thing." "Well, I thank you for that." "I was born in DC. Yeah, you got that DC look." Personally, I'm like 'WTF, YOUNG?!' If I were the long named girl I would have been like 'Eh Dawgg, dont be hittin on my mama, man.' But I'm not and it was funny. When my mama saw it, she just said 'This man is just too damn much.' So at the end of the case he was stating that the long named girl was 22 and the girl suing her was 20 and the long named girl's mama was "Just right. Yeah, you just right and you're fine, too. Fine, fine, fine, fine, just fine. DOWN RIGHT GOOD LOOKIN'" Now, my mama is just laughing going "That man knows he is just too damn much." That's why I love Judge Joe...never know what that fool is gonna say. All from left field, but on point, Honey.
Aside from Joe Time, I cleaned out my closet today. Took a lot of the stuff that I will no longer in life desire to wear again. Not like I could fit into most of it anyway, but someone out there could use it. I'm gonna get some boxes from work tomorrow and we're gonna ship it all out to Texas for the Hurricane Katrina survivors and such. I have so many pairs of old sneakers that some kids out there could use. It's also nice to get some space in that closet so I could actually fit crap in there. New UGG boots? In the closet, young. In the closet. So for the time being, my closet is cleaned.
None of these events being mentioned actually go together, but it's been awhile, so deal with it. I'm watching 'In Living Color' right now. Do you know how much I missed this show? I was trying to find Jennifer Lopez, but I have had no luck, but it's coming on again and she had better be a Fly Girl, dammit. BET is bringing back all the good old shows, man. The Jamie Foxx Show, the Wayans Brothers, and In Living Color. DAMMIT! No JLO! Oh well, not really a fan anyway. Speaking of old shows...I've gotten back into my Don Johnson obsession. Every morning I must watch Nash Bridges and if they brought back Miami Vice, my ass would be glued to the TV. I cant afford those damn box sets, man. I would so get Desiging Women and Dynasty and all that good 80's shit.
Well, I tried sushi for the first time yesterday and honestly, the experience is overrated. It is what it is: raw fish strapped to rice by the powers of gravity. I had tuna, salmon, shrimp, and crab. The last two were the better tasting, the other ones were just alright. I also had fried ice cream yesterday. How do you fry ice cream, you ask? I, too, thought this was an impossible feat. Apparently, it's ice cream wrapped in pound cake, frozen yet again, dipped in batter and dropped in a deep fryer. Yes, the ice cream is still cold and in it's ice cream form. Not bad. Just mad that I had to pay twenty damn dollars for some four dollar ice cream and seven dollar sushi--damn that gratuity being added. That's what happens when you roll in a group of like 4935. OMG, Rach was so drunk last night that it was hysterical! She and Will were drinking saki and wine and she alleges that she'd been drinking since like eleven something that morning. This chick was so drunk that she was taking minute long blinks. She was seriously rambling on about me hating her for some odd reason. Dude, I dont hate you. I dont know, but it was getting weird. Weird and funny because she was talking crazy slow and rambling on and on. I dont know. I almost peed my pants laughing at her. Drunk people are funny. It's funny because she has a problem. That was my Karenism from Will&Grace.
Speaking of Will&Grace, did anyone see that live show Thursday? HILARIOUS! Grace was on the edge of breaking so bad that it made the scenes even funnier. Even Jack couldnt hold it in. There were so many times he wanted to break, but he didnt. You know who the true professional is? Karen. Damn right, I said Karen. As many hysterical lines as she has, she never broke. This bitch was rollin in a hover round with a champagne bucket attached to the front. I love Karen. Did yall know that Stan is still alive? Seriously. Crazy shit. Apparently, they didnt scatter his ashes, it was a bag of fireplace ashes and rice krispies. I love that show.
Well, I'm tired. One day I'll be able to meet Judge Joe and he'll say, "You are something fine. Down right good lookin'" and I will smile and do a girlish laugh and say "Why thank you, Judge. *whisper* meet me at the Mosey Wosey in twenty minutes. Bring the gavel and wear nothing under the robe." I'm joking! It's funny because it's nasty. In Living Color is hilarious. Good night!
Aside from Joe Time, I cleaned out my closet today. Took a lot of the stuff that I will no longer in life desire to wear again. Not like I could fit into most of it anyway, but someone out there could use it. I'm gonna get some boxes from work tomorrow and we're gonna ship it all out to Texas for the Hurricane Katrina survivors and such. I have so many pairs of old sneakers that some kids out there could use. It's also nice to get some space in that closet so I could actually fit crap in there. New UGG boots? In the closet, young. In the closet. So for the time being, my closet is cleaned.
None of these events being mentioned actually go together, but it's been awhile, so deal with it. I'm watching 'In Living Color' right now. Do you know how much I missed this show? I was trying to find Jennifer Lopez, but I have had no luck, but it's coming on again and she had better be a Fly Girl, dammit. BET is bringing back all the good old shows, man. The Jamie Foxx Show, the Wayans Brothers, and In Living Color. DAMMIT! No JLO! Oh well, not really a fan anyway. Speaking of old shows...I've gotten back into my Don Johnson obsession. Every morning I must watch Nash Bridges and if they brought back Miami Vice, my ass would be glued to the TV. I cant afford those damn box sets, man. I would so get Desiging Women and Dynasty and all that good 80's shit.
Well, I tried sushi for the first time yesterday and honestly, the experience is overrated. It is what it is: raw fish strapped to rice by the powers of gravity. I had tuna, salmon, shrimp, and crab. The last two were the better tasting, the other ones were just alright. I also had fried ice cream yesterday. How do you fry ice cream, you ask? I, too, thought this was an impossible feat. Apparently, it's ice cream wrapped in pound cake, frozen yet again, dipped in batter and dropped in a deep fryer. Yes, the ice cream is still cold and in it's ice cream form. Not bad. Just mad that I had to pay twenty damn dollars for some four dollar ice cream and seven dollar sushi--damn that gratuity being added. That's what happens when you roll in a group of like 4935. OMG, Rach was so drunk last night that it was hysterical! She and Will were drinking saki and wine and she alleges that she'd been drinking since like eleven something that morning. This chick was so drunk that she was taking minute long blinks. She was seriously rambling on about me hating her for some odd reason. Dude, I dont hate you. I dont know, but it was getting weird. Weird and funny because she was talking crazy slow and rambling on and on. I dont know. I almost peed my pants laughing at her. Drunk people are funny. It's funny because she has a problem. That was my Karenism from Will&Grace.
Speaking of Will&Grace, did anyone see that live show Thursday? HILARIOUS! Grace was on the edge of breaking so bad that it made the scenes even funnier. Even Jack couldnt hold it in. There were so many times he wanted to break, but he didnt. You know who the true professional is? Karen. Damn right, I said Karen. As many hysterical lines as she has, she never broke. This bitch was rollin in a hover round with a champagne bucket attached to the front. I love Karen. Did yall know that Stan is still alive? Seriously. Crazy shit. Apparently, they didnt scatter his ashes, it was a bag of fireplace ashes and rice krispies. I love that show.
Well, I'm tired. One day I'll be able to meet Judge Joe and he'll say, "You are something fine. Down right good lookin'" and I will smile and do a girlish laugh and say "Why thank you, Judge. *whisper* meet me at the Mosey Wosey in twenty minutes. Bring the gavel and wear nothing under the robe." I'm joking! It's funny because it's nasty. In Living Color is hilarious. Good night!