don't kick a midget. you'll wake up with a tail.

Apr 28, 2007 02:35

4.26:
i'd like to quote my dad during our telephone conversations.
"..................................................
..............uh huh, that's good."
4.27:
i was handing out paychecks and some guy named "percy pringle" (seriously) brought back his paycheck almost burnt to a crisp...
Percy: "Aye man, i think i need a new check."
Me: "Whoa! what happened?"
Percy: "Some girl juss trippin'"

hilarious.
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