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"Little Johnny"
Little Johnny wrote me a love letter
or so I truly thought
until he then said i can do better
boxed me in my mouth and broke my jaw
I unsealed the envelope expecting a huge surprise
and with what I saw I can't believe my eyes
there were hurtful things all over the paper
here my friends...this is what was in the letter:
Dear Ex-Love of mine,
I fucking hate you
you're a lying whore
you can suck on my dog's poo
Jim told me what you did and showed me a picture
you said you'd never do that baby
and it hurt my heart to know
that you would do with such a thing
So I say keep putting on your show
until you bust a vessel in your brain
Love you...I don't anymore
YOu're a selfish mother fucker
how could you not tell e about her
Love Johnny
Wanna know what I did???
I took his cat to the vet and got her stitched
Oh yeah little Johnny
I'm a real bitch
So in return for what Johnny did
I cut off his nuts and gave him a puss
Bye Bye little Johnny's Johnny's
Do not even ASK ME how that idea to write that gave in my head
It was so retarded i had to write it on LJ
beacuse i wanted you to see my
umm..."creativity"
Little Johnny wrote me a love letter
or so I truly thought
until he then said i can do better
boxed me in my mouth and broke my jaw
I unsealed the envelope expecting a huge surprise
and with what I saw I can't believe my eyes
there were hurtful things all over the paper
here my friends...this is what was in the letter:
Dear Ex-Love of mine,
I fucking hate you
you're a lying whore
you can suck on my dog's poo
Jim told me what you did and showed me a picture
you said you'd never do that baby
and it hurt my heart to know
that you would do with such a thing
So I say keep putting on your show
until you bust a vessel in your brain
Love you...I don't anymore
YOu're a selfish mother fucker
how could you not tell e about her
Love Johnny
Wanna know what I did???
I took his cat to the vet and got her stitched
Oh yeah little Johnny
I'm a real bitch
So in return for what Johnny did
I cut off his nuts and gave him a puss
Bye Bye little Johnny's Johnny's
Do not even ASK ME how that idea to write that gave in my head
It was so retarded i had to write it on LJ
beacuse i wanted you to see my
umm..."creativity"