100 useless facts about moi.
100. I fucking suck at screen printing. Seriously now, whats the secret?
99. When I was five a boy put a cockroach down my t-shirt and the teacher made him get it out again.
98. Not one single person in my entire family has been divorced or seperated.
97. I love to pop other peoples pimples, and I totally love digging out ingrown hairs.
96. When I do things I pretend I'm on t.v and talk people through the actions in my head while I do them.
95. I'm incredibly nosey.
94. I once got really stoned and freaked out. I thought I was dying and made my friends take me to the hospital.
93. I once got 97% in a chemistry test, and didn't pay attention the whole term. Everyone else did really badly.
92. My first crush was on Shane Jones when I was about 6.
91. He lived in a different town and I didn't see him again until I was 15, and then he was in my circle of friends.
90. I've cheated on pretty much every single boyfriend I've ever had.
89. I once accidentally killed my mice by forgetting to feed them. I still feel terrible.
88. I'm dairy intolerant.
87. I still speak Dutch even though I left Holland about 4 years ago.
86. When I go out with people I like the same music they like. No matter what it is.
85. The last guy I went out with was vegan, and into hardcore. So I decided I'd be both those things too.
84. I only really had two friends by the end of high school.
83. This is making me sound like a really horrible person. I'm not. REALLY.
82. One of my favourite things in the world is playing 'hostess'.
81. I want my next child to be a girl, and I want to name her Mia Poppy.
80. I love to play internet games, like pyramid and bloomin' gardens. I'm also addicted to spider solitaire.
79. When I was little I wanted to be a vet, and then a shoe designer.
78. I dropped out of my art and design course after one term.
77. If it was possible to have surgery to make your feet smaller I'd be first in line.
76. One of my close friends died when I was 14 and ever since then I bawl my eyes out when someone dies on t.v, even if I've never watched the program before.
75. I used to shop lift.
74. My dad buys me pretty much everything I want.
73. I taught myself how to sew.
72. I don't like living with other people, like in a flatting situation. It drives me nuts.
71. A person I know went to jail for child abuse. Part of me thinks he did it.
70. I tried to make up a nickname for myself at primary school, and only my sister and her friends still use it. it was silly.
69. I used to pretend to be vegetarian at school camps so I didn't have to eat the disgusting things they made.
68. My sister is 6 years older than me, and I barely even know her.
67. I told mum and dad that Aesop was an accident, actually he took 8 months to concieve.
66. I'm going to get big tattoos on my arms when I turn 30.I will have wanted them 10 years by then.
65. I think I only hate one person.
64. My sister in-law doesn't like me.
63. I'm half welsh.
62. I really want to learn to knit, but I just find it so boooring.
61. I bite my fingernails.
60. My grandpa is the coolest person I've ever met.
59. I have only ever broken one bone, my collar bone, when i was about seven.
58. I'm engaged, but I don't think we're getting married anytime soon.
57. I've never tried coffee.
56. I only get pimples when I'm getting the flu, or just before I menstruate.
55. I'm the man at anagram games, like boggle.
54. I'm scared of horses. And a little scared of chickens.
53. I've lost 3.5 kilos in the last 3 weeks! ( just over 7 and a half pounds.) But I still have 16 kilos to go.
52. I put salt on my peanut butter sandwhiches.
51. When I choose how I get my photos developed they're always matte with a white border.
50. I have trouble 'connecting' with other people. I don't really understand humans.
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99. When I was five a boy put a cockroach down my t-shirt and the teacher made him get it out again.
98. Not one single person in my entire family has been divorced or seperated.
97. I love to pop other peoples pimples, and I totally love digging out ingrown hairs.
96. When I do things I pretend I'm on t.v and talk people through the actions in my head while I do them.
95. I'm incredibly nosey.
94. I once got really stoned and freaked out. I thought I was dying and made my friends take me to the hospital.
93. I once got 97% in a chemistry test, and didn't pay attention the whole term. Everyone else did really badly.
92. My first crush was on Shane Jones when I was about 6.
91. He lived in a different town and I didn't see him again until I was 15, and then he was in my circle of friends.
90. I've cheated on pretty much every single boyfriend I've ever had.
89. I once accidentally killed my mice by forgetting to feed them. I still feel terrible.
88. I'm dairy intolerant.
87. I still speak Dutch even though I left Holland about 4 years ago.
86. When I go out with people I like the same music they like. No matter what it is.
85. The last guy I went out with was vegan, and into hardcore. So I decided I'd be both those things too.
84. I only really had two friends by the end of high school.
83. This is making me sound like a really horrible person. I'm not. REALLY.
82. One of my favourite things in the world is playing 'hostess'.
81. I want my next child to be a girl, and I want to name her Mia Poppy.
80. I love to play internet games, like pyramid and bloomin' gardens. I'm also addicted to spider solitaire.
79. When I was little I wanted to be a vet, and then a shoe designer.
78. I dropped out of my art and design course after one term.
77. If it was possible to have surgery to make your feet smaller I'd be first in line.
76. One of my close friends died when I was 14 and ever since then I bawl my eyes out when someone dies on t.v, even if I've never watched the program before.
75. I used to shop lift.
74. My dad buys me pretty much everything I want.
73. I taught myself how to sew.
72. I don't like living with other people, like in a flatting situation. It drives me nuts.
71. A person I know went to jail for child abuse. Part of me thinks he did it.
70. I tried to make up a nickname for myself at primary school, and only my sister and her friends still use it. it was silly.
69. I used to pretend to be vegetarian at school camps so I didn't have to eat the disgusting things they made.
68. My sister is 6 years older than me, and I barely even know her.
67. I told mum and dad that Aesop was an accident, actually he took 8 months to concieve.
66. I'm going to get big tattoos on my arms when I turn 30.I will have wanted them 10 years by then.
65. I think I only hate one person.
64. My sister in-law doesn't like me.
63. I'm half welsh.
62. I really want to learn to knit, but I just find it so boooring.
61. I bite my fingernails.
60. My grandpa is the coolest person I've ever met.
59. I have only ever broken one bone, my collar bone, when i was about seven.
58. I'm engaged, but I don't think we're getting married anytime soon.
57. I've never tried coffee.
56. I only get pimples when I'm getting the flu, or just before I menstruate.
55. I'm the man at anagram games, like boggle.
54. I'm scared of horses. And a little scared of chickens.
53. I've lost 3.5 kilos in the last 3 weeks! ( just over 7 and a half pounds.) But I still have 16 kilos to go.
52. I put salt on my peanut butter sandwhiches.
51. When I choose how I get my photos developed they're always matte with a white border.
50. I have trouble 'connecting' with other people. I don't really understand humans.
the end.