why don't we hit restart and pause it at our favorite parts...
Well...haha where the fudge to I even start?? hahaha I'm just gonna cut this whole entry up. You just read whatever you want!!! lol here we go...
So Kerry came on Friday and we went to sleep and got ready for a long-ass drive. Then we woke up Saturday morning and packed the TRAIL BLAZER and got on our way. We got some smoothie action and for the next 13 hours we drove and rode and stopped at various random gas stations. For gas of course, but mainly because I have the bladder of an ant. We listened to Coheed and got ourselves all excited. We listened to Mitch Hedburg (sp?) and that was great, too. We kept saying things like him and stuff. And the drunken phone calls commensed! lol gotta love the englishman. Then we FINALLY got to Orlando and checked into our badass hotel room. There was some major confusion about the show and AFI cancelling and etc. But Kerry beasted on ticketmaster and those issues were extinguished. As soon as we got into the hotel room we dropped our shit and ordered a pizza. We were so hungry we conquered that pizza! mmmm Sunday we got up early and hit up the continental breakfast!! yea yea It was funny-they had miniature food. Little bagels and muffins! hahaha Then we headed to THE MAGIC MOFOIN KINGDOM BITCH! hahaha We had so much freakin fun. Kerry was all "I don't like rides that much" and then we went on splash mountain...4 TIMES! hahaha And space mountain kicked my ass. We spent so much money, i don't even want to think about it. Captain Hook asked for my number. And we got hit on by....2 or 3 people. One creepy, one not-so-creepy but worked there and i can't remember numero 3..hm! We rode Pirates of the Caribbean and I wanted to stab the guy in front on me in the ear for taking pictures! It's so distracting. If those pirates had been...well...real...they would have taken that friggin camera! and they probably would have shot him too! bastard... That night we tried to find target with no success. We ended up at a photo shop and kerry found her camera bag! I had this monstrosity of a blister cuz my dumbass wore my chucks to Disney! haha so I'm all gimping around this random place that looked like the strip at Myrtle Beach only slightly enhanced! There was the biggest mcdonald's ever! holy crap, we took a picture, i hope it came out! Then we hit up some IHOP in an act of desperation...hehe But all we found was some old people shooting spitballs...i dunno! 'Twas annoying. So Monday we went back to Disney! Looked for the "walking palmtree" haha I got molested by two chipmunks and a real live boy! hahaha It probably would have been cool if a) he wasn't wooden and b) his nose weren't so damn pointy!!! lol that's just wrong! Eeyore is an ass!!! FYI Pretty much did the same thing as the day before, but for longer! Oh...the splash mountain story: So...it got dark, and I started getting cold. But Kerry had this crazy obsession with splash mountain (i think she just wanted to see smackey the frog...but you know) so we went one more time before we left!! (this of course was after it's a small world....the ride from hell). So we're a little chilly but we sit in the front anyway. We decided since we're in the front we're gonna goof off for the camera and get the picture. So as soon as the flash goes off i duck into kerry's lap and wait for the big splash before i got up. I hear the big splash and I only felt a few drops so I was like sweet! Kerry had her eyes closed this whole time! When she heard the splash she opened her eyes and I sat up! This tidal wave erupted in front of the boat and we got so wet! But only the sides that were exposed! hahaha It was so funny! we were like "SHIIIIIIIT". Then we went back to el hotel again and slept!!!
Tuesday morning we woke up and realized that Kerry had a severe need for pants. So after I took a shower I grabbed her and we headed to find a mall! We found one! The world of denim did not at all live up to it's name!! there was an extreme lack of denim! But I found a mall and i found Kerry jeans!!! I will not expose the name of the store where these jeans were apprehended, in protection of all parties involved! ;) But the point is...Kerry has a new pair of jeans....THAT FIT! lol So we went back and got ready for....dun dun dun...COHEED AND CAMBRIA!!! We headed on down to downtown disney and waited and waited to get our photo passes. They didn't come until like thirty minutes after the doors opened. But it's ok, cuz we walked around and saw mike, so we talked to him! If you don't know who Mike is, find out! All I'll say is that he was impressed to know that we drove all the way from NC to see them. So we got our passes and our FREE TICKETS!!!! cuz we were on the GUEST LIST LIKE WHOA! hahah and went inside. We pretty much robbed the merch table. Then they came on!!! holy freaking shit it was so great! i seriously could have reached out and touched Claudio had the opportunity presented itself! We only got to take pictures for the first three songs, but one of those three was Devil in Jersey City! MUAHAHA! We were kind of worried about where we were gonna go for the remainder of their set, but after the third song we accidently went the wrong way to get out and ended up staying in front of the barricades, just more to the side!! We were hanging out over where the girls who pass out are taken!!!! It was so great!! Oh and they played the hell outta Everything Evil, I almost shit a brick it was so great! They are playing at the Norva in April and we are hitting that shit up hard core!!!! hahaha I wish there were some way I could express in words how wonderful it was, but I just can't! kerry has developped the pictures so you will be able to see how great it was soon!!! After the show these two guys came up and were trying to pick us up, but they were being jerks! And then this other guy started talking to us and gave us free shirts and stickers and said he was there with thursday and he was going to try and get claudio to come out! So he went back stage and he and this other guy came out and gave me and kerry tickets that the lead singer from Thursday signed and a drumstick! (i ganked the stick, but graciously gave it to kerry!!! hehehe) Then we hung out with the roadies for a little while before we decided to head home (that would be home sweet hotel room)! Check out Mike's website! www.sickkidart.com do it!!! We got more drunken phone calls! It was something to look foward to every night though! hehe Then Wednesday we got up and drove to Myrtle beach! Aaaaah myrtle beach......
So we got EXTREMELY lost on the way to myrtle beach. EXTREMELY! But we did eventually get there. hahaha chris was trashed, he started drinking at 11 that morning. I mean everyone was drunk but he was so far gone! I don't think I can even begin to start about this...but i shall try...most everyone who was there will read this, so...you'll know what I'm talking about. There was a small fight but God sent everyone a message. It said PEACE! I beat up Smallz. Twice. There was the biggest lack of toilet paper ever. Girl pants kept trying to pick off my monroe. Mike with dreads kept trying to convince everyone that the key-work on my belt buckle was an "herbal symbol" of sorts. Me and Brewer matched. Rudy and I waltzed at the waffle house and dedicated "special lady" to connie. He was kerry's mom and english was her dad. But rudy was having a fling with me on the side because we waltzed. And he bought be dinner! (that consisted of a water) We brought chris back hasbrowns because he couldn't move. And he didn't have a shirt because he used it as a bandage for the bleeding marine. Who passed out on the futon we were going to sleep on with a cap gun. Kevin with the boot did commentary on the event that was Chris eating the hashbrowns. He eventually devoured them all, but it was quite the task. Kerry and I were enducted into the "family". I had to hit girl pants in the face with my glacier ring, but i got in! I felt bad, i don't think i did any damage though. And Tony named me Bella Ambellina! So it was cool. There was so much sex in that house it was crazy! and the damn VOICE! everyone was talking in the VOICE. it got really annoyING. and now i can't get it out of my HEAD! i think foote talked like this the whole TIME. we only heard him say two sentences like a normal perSON! *gestures upward* Greg and Kerry and I staked out the pull out couch since we couldn't figure out how to tell a bleeding marine that he was in your bed... so finally we snagged it and slept! it was very hard to SLEEP. people were doing it in the HALL. and others were capturing people and taking them to the laundry ROOM. there was a lot of commotion but somehow i fell asleep. And I'm glad greg didn't pull the steam roller he was plotting cuz I might have cried. lol Then the next morning me and english went to eckerd to pick up hair dye. Then me and kerry and greg and english and rudy and waldo (??) went to pizza hut. Then I dyed english's hair....and face! hahaha! (don't worry it will come off) I made sure that Chris and English still had their presents. I talked to chris for a while before we left... ... Then me and kerry and greg rolled out! We dropped greg off at pembroke! And headed back here! I almost hit two kitTENS. i can't eat macaroni and CHEESE and drive at the same TIME! This was one of the best weeks i can remember! Thanks to everyone who rocks, and you know who you are! spring BREAK! when it rains it POURS! even the SCORE! lol DAMN THAT VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and kerry got back super late last night. we took pictures in our sick kid shirts and pictures of the trail blazer. She got home at like 3ish in the morning. I vaguely rememeber talking to her twice. i think the first time I told her that I hadn't been asleep....i totally had! hahah sorry i wasn't more coherent..don't forget my layout!!! And we can figure out about the pictures later...i was distracted this afternoon...sowwy!! i slept until four this afternoon. then the kids came and we watched toy story two and beauty and the beast. Now I have to go to sleep cuz i gotta get up early in the morning. so i bid to you goodnight, tonight, sleep tight my love....
"i just got molested by two chipmunks and a real live boy"
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" *moves hands forward*
"I had to pay to be lost!" damn toll booths
"smackey the frog has settled near me"
"koala bears are the cutest infestation ever"
"captain hook asked for my number!" "mr smee stuck his finger in my ear"
"oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"
"who do you want me to ask the dead deer or the empty field for directions?"
"CLAUDIOO DEAR CLAUDIOO"
"poop poop"
we blazed so many damn trails!
"eeyore was a dick"
"PETEs!"
space mountain...haha you know
everyone with broken appendages
"i kill you now"
british accents
"woweewowwow"
"a message of inspiration from your friends at yoplait..."
"if you call me from the show, i will punch you in the face"
"i threw a speaker at the window" "why?" "because you're awesome and i love you & kerry sucks"
"why would kerry call amber, they're in the same room?"
"fruit on the bottom....HOPE ON TOP"
i love you little goose!!
♥...you promised two pinkies, don't forget...♥
good times good times!!
"we're talking about our lives
like we've known each other forever
and time flies by
with the sound of your voice"
So Kerry came on Friday and we went to sleep and got ready for a long-ass drive. Then we woke up Saturday morning and packed the TRAIL BLAZER and got on our way. We got some smoothie action and for the next 13 hours we drove and rode and stopped at various random gas stations. For gas of course, but mainly because I have the bladder of an ant. We listened to Coheed and got ourselves all excited. We listened to Mitch Hedburg (sp?) and that was great, too. We kept saying things like him and stuff. And the drunken phone calls commensed! lol gotta love the englishman. Then we FINALLY got to Orlando and checked into our badass hotel room. There was some major confusion about the show and AFI cancelling and etc. But Kerry beasted on ticketmaster and those issues were extinguished. As soon as we got into the hotel room we dropped our shit and ordered a pizza. We were so hungry we conquered that pizza! mmmm Sunday we got up early and hit up the continental breakfast!! yea yea It was funny-they had miniature food. Little bagels and muffins! hahaha Then we headed to THE MAGIC MOFOIN KINGDOM BITCH! hahaha We had so much freakin fun. Kerry was all "I don't like rides that much" and then we went on splash mountain...4 TIMES! hahaha And space mountain kicked my ass. We spent so much money, i don't even want to think about it. Captain Hook asked for my number. And we got hit on by....2 or 3 people. One creepy, one not-so-creepy but worked there and i can't remember numero 3..hm! We rode Pirates of the Caribbean and I wanted to stab the guy in front on me in the ear for taking pictures! It's so distracting. If those pirates had been...well...real...they would have taken that friggin camera! and they probably would have shot him too! bastard... That night we tried to find target with no success. We ended up at a photo shop and kerry found her camera bag! I had this monstrosity of a blister cuz my dumbass wore my chucks to Disney! haha so I'm all gimping around this random place that looked like the strip at Myrtle Beach only slightly enhanced! There was the biggest mcdonald's ever! holy crap, we took a picture, i hope it came out! Then we hit up some IHOP in an act of desperation...hehe But all we found was some old people shooting spitballs...i dunno! 'Twas annoying. So Monday we went back to Disney! Looked for the "walking palmtree" haha I got molested by two chipmunks and a real live boy! hahaha It probably would have been cool if a) he wasn't wooden and b) his nose weren't so damn pointy!!! lol that's just wrong! Eeyore is an ass!!! FYI Pretty much did the same thing as the day before, but for longer! Oh...the splash mountain story: So...it got dark, and I started getting cold. But Kerry had this crazy obsession with splash mountain (i think she just wanted to see smackey the frog...but you know) so we went one more time before we left!! (this of course was after it's a small world....the ride from hell). So we're a little chilly but we sit in the front anyway. We decided since we're in the front we're gonna goof off for the camera and get the picture. So as soon as the flash goes off i duck into kerry's lap and wait for the big splash before i got up. I hear the big splash and I only felt a few drops so I was like sweet! Kerry had her eyes closed this whole time! When she heard the splash she opened her eyes and I sat up! This tidal wave erupted in front of the boat and we got so wet! But only the sides that were exposed! hahaha It was so funny! we were like "SHIIIIIIIT". Then we went back to el hotel again and slept!!!
Tuesday morning we woke up and realized that Kerry had a severe need for pants. So after I took a shower I grabbed her and we headed to find a mall! We found one! The world of denim did not at all live up to it's name!! there was an extreme lack of denim! But I found a mall and i found Kerry jeans!!! I will not expose the name of the store where these jeans were apprehended, in protection of all parties involved! ;) But the point is...Kerry has a new pair of jeans....THAT FIT! lol So we went back and got ready for....dun dun dun...COHEED AND CAMBRIA!!! We headed on down to downtown disney and waited and waited to get our photo passes. They didn't come until like thirty minutes after the doors opened. But it's ok, cuz we walked around and saw mike, so we talked to him! If you don't know who Mike is, find out! All I'll say is that he was impressed to know that we drove all the way from NC to see them. So we got our passes and our FREE TICKETS!!!! cuz we were on the GUEST LIST LIKE WHOA! hahah and went inside. We pretty much robbed the merch table. Then they came on!!! holy freaking shit it was so great! i seriously could have reached out and touched Claudio had the opportunity presented itself! We only got to take pictures for the first three songs, but one of those three was Devil in Jersey City! MUAHAHA! We were kind of worried about where we were gonna go for the remainder of their set, but after the third song we accidently went the wrong way to get out and ended up staying in front of the barricades, just more to the side!! We were hanging out over where the girls who pass out are taken!!!! It was so great!! Oh and they played the hell outta Everything Evil, I almost shit a brick it was so great! They are playing at the Norva in April and we are hitting that shit up hard core!!!! hahaha I wish there were some way I could express in words how wonderful it was, but I just can't! kerry has developped the pictures so you will be able to see how great it was soon!!! After the show these two guys came up and were trying to pick us up, but they were being jerks! And then this other guy started talking to us and gave us free shirts and stickers and said he was there with thursday and he was going to try and get claudio to come out! So he went back stage and he and this other guy came out and gave me and kerry tickets that the lead singer from Thursday signed and a drumstick! (i ganked the stick, but graciously gave it to kerry!!! hehehe) Then we hung out with the roadies for a little while before we decided to head home (that would be home sweet hotel room)! Check out Mike's website! www.sickkidart.com do it!!! We got more drunken phone calls! It was something to look foward to every night though! hehe Then Wednesday we got up and drove to Myrtle beach! Aaaaah myrtle beach......
So we got EXTREMELY lost on the way to myrtle beach. EXTREMELY! But we did eventually get there. hahaha chris was trashed, he started drinking at 11 that morning. I mean everyone was drunk but he was so far gone! I don't think I can even begin to start about this...but i shall try...most everyone who was there will read this, so...you'll know what I'm talking about. There was a small fight but God sent everyone a message. It said PEACE! I beat up Smallz. Twice. There was the biggest lack of toilet paper ever. Girl pants kept trying to pick off my monroe. Mike with dreads kept trying to convince everyone that the key-work on my belt buckle was an "herbal symbol" of sorts. Me and Brewer matched. Rudy and I waltzed at the waffle house and dedicated "special lady" to connie. He was kerry's mom and english was her dad. But rudy was having a fling with me on the side because we waltzed. And he bought be dinner! (that consisted of a water) We brought chris back hasbrowns because he couldn't move. And he didn't have a shirt because he used it as a bandage for the bleeding marine. Who passed out on the futon we were going to sleep on with a cap gun. Kevin with the boot did commentary on the event that was Chris eating the hashbrowns. He eventually devoured them all, but it was quite the task. Kerry and I were enducted into the "family". I had to hit girl pants in the face with my glacier ring, but i got in! I felt bad, i don't think i did any damage though. And Tony named me Bella Ambellina! So it was cool. There was so much sex in that house it was crazy! and the damn VOICE! everyone was talking in the VOICE. it got really annoyING. and now i can't get it out of my HEAD! i think foote talked like this the whole TIME. we only heard him say two sentences like a normal perSON! *gestures upward* Greg and Kerry and I staked out the pull out couch since we couldn't figure out how to tell a bleeding marine that he was in your bed... so finally we snagged it and slept! it was very hard to SLEEP. people were doing it in the HALL. and others were capturing people and taking them to the laundry ROOM. there was a lot of commotion but somehow i fell asleep. And I'm glad greg didn't pull the steam roller he was plotting cuz I might have cried. lol Then the next morning me and english went to eckerd to pick up hair dye. Then me and kerry and greg and english and rudy and waldo (??) went to pizza hut. Then I dyed english's hair....and face! hahaha! (don't worry it will come off) I made sure that Chris and English still had their presents. I talked to chris for a while before we left... ... Then me and kerry and greg rolled out! We dropped greg off at pembroke! And headed back here! I almost hit two kitTENS. i can't eat macaroni and CHEESE and drive at the same TIME! This was one of the best weeks i can remember! Thanks to everyone who rocks, and you know who you are! spring BREAK! when it rains it POURS! even the SCORE! lol DAMN THAT VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and kerry got back super late last night. we took pictures in our sick kid shirts and pictures of the trail blazer. She got home at like 3ish in the morning. I vaguely rememeber talking to her twice. i think the first time I told her that I hadn't been asleep....i totally had! hahah sorry i wasn't more coherent..don't forget my layout!!! And we can figure out about the pictures later...i was distracted this afternoon...sowwy!! i slept until four this afternoon. then the kids came and we watched toy story two and beauty and the beast. Now I have to go to sleep cuz i gotta get up early in the morning. so i bid to you goodnight, tonight, sleep tight my love....
"i just got molested by two chipmunks and a real live boy"
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" *moves hands forward*
"I had to pay to be lost!" damn toll booths
"smackey the frog has settled near me"
"koala bears are the cutest infestation ever"
"captain hook asked for my number!" "mr smee stuck his finger in my ear"
"oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"
"who do you want me to ask the dead deer or the empty field for directions?"
"CLAUDIOO DEAR CLAUDIOO"
"poop poop"
we blazed so many damn trails!
"eeyore was a dick"
"PETEs!"
space mountain...haha you know
everyone with broken appendages
"i kill you now"
british accents
"woweewowwow"
"a message of inspiration from your friends at yoplait..."
"if you call me from the show, i will punch you in the face"
"i threw a speaker at the window" "why?" "because you're awesome and i love you & kerry sucks"
"why would kerry call amber, they're in the same room?"
"fruit on the bottom....HOPE ON TOP"
i love you little goose!!
♥...you promised two pinkies, don't forget...♥
good times good times!!
"we're talking about our lives
like we've known each other forever
and time flies by
with the sound of your voice"