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Dec 16, 2004 16:37

So i woke up yesterday my eye hurt really bad.
Proceeding into the day, my eye only got worse.

So i figured if it washed it out, took my contact out, put visine in it and go to sleep itd be better in the morning.

I was wrong, it only got worse.

So i went to the eye doctor around 1:30ish...as soon as i woke up.

So as where i thought i was either going to go blind or cant wear contacts.
Noone knows how much i truely hate wearing my glasses...i DESPISE glasses.

It was the point of all the teasing in school, it was something i had to deal with for many years
Id rather be blind.

The only part of my body that i truely love and makes me feel somewhat positive...my eyes.
I love my eyes. I hate glasses, i hate feeling blind cause i cant see...because i had to be the one who has to wear glasses and to have bad vision [i blame my parents]
And i know me having to wear glasses is going to result to my kids having to do the same.

ANWAYS back to the topic.

I went to the eye doctor. He put anestesia [or however you spell it], that stuff that they use to put you asleep when you operations. He put it in my eye. Liquid form...aint it awesome!?
Dude it numbed my eye in 2 seconds...and the pain went away. it was awesome.
I asked the doctor if i could take it home with me but he said no...it wont heal it and it only lasts a little while. And since i suck at eyedrops in my eyes only so much got in my eye anyways [which is why its wearing off now]
But anyways.

The funniest thing ever said to me..he asked me if it was numb now...
yes it was...then he smiled and said "This is you eye on cocaine"
HOLY JESUS it was the funniest fucking thing ever said to me.

Then he dilated my eye...because aparently the pupil of your eye is what controls the pain of your eye....
so my eye is gonna be on cocaine and dilated for 2 days. And i HAVE to wear my fucking glasses till Tuesday when i go back. Then im getting another exam.

And getting new contacts cause aparently the result of my eye is from my contacts. My contacts i cant wear because they dont give me enough oxygen. My eye finally cut out all the oxygen and since i got them its been doing it, but just now they decides to react and my eye is on flames.

Haha i can truely say now "i have hot eyes!" hhahaha yeah i know im not funny.

So Tuesday i get new Day and Night contacts instead that give my eyes more oxygen.

So thats my physical drama for this weekend.

Funny Fact of the Week: "This is your eye on cocaine."

The End.
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