Fifth Glorious Proclamation by the Beauteous Prince Known as Femio

Mar 15, 2008 02:36

*students are eating their assorted meals when the double doors burst open in a flourish of rose petals and feathers of pure white, and a plum haired individual instantly booms in an loud and overdramatic voice that needs no magic to assist it*

Such a tremendous occasion as my 16TH YEAR of BLESSING THIS EARTH WITH MY UNSUSTAINABLE BEAUTY deserves a tribute BEFITTING of it's magnitude!

THUS!

I have granted myself a present worthy of my UNPARALLELED PERFECTION! *in a poof of smoke, appears:*


HO HO! NEARLY as beautiful as I, yes?

[ooc: XD Yes, that is Michelangelo's David with Femio's head on top and a constantly blooming rose on his nads, and yes he gave it to himself as a birthday present. 8D This statue is in the middle of the Great Hall, so all can see it. XD Annnnd, the whole story behind this is I totally meant to have his birthday on Valentine's day, but got horrendously busy after writing those valentines and more or less forgot about it. Buuuuut, white day reminded me! :D;; So...pretend this is...massively backdated...or current, I don't care either way~ XD]

hope that rose has no thorns, statue a la femio, birthday betch!, rose+nads=winnar, smexy beast

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