Third Melodious Proclaimation by the Beautious Prince Known as Femio

[love_sinful_me]

All the people everywhere, everybody wants to hear~
My PLAYBOY philosophy...♫

Cause I look like a ☆star☆ and no one's up to par
They wanna be just like me

I know in their ♥hearts♥ they wish and dream
That they could be like

Comments

[donttouchmyhole]

 

[donttouchmyhole]

 

[donttouchmyhole]

What the fuck.....?

[love_sinful_me]

SADLY…!! Envious gentlemen feel compelled to use vulgarities to make up for their own lackluster apperances...!!

[ooc:...He MAY have a death wish...I'm not sure...XDDD;;;]

[donttouchmyhole]

...who the hell wou-

Lackluster? *here he laughs; before seriously contemplating a punch to Femio's face*

[love_sinful_me]

OH HO HO!! You attempt to jest, monsieur, but...AS ONE GIFTED WITH SUPREME BEAUTY I am all too aware of those who wish to have a face of such flawlessness...!!!

[donttouchmyhole]

*rolling his eyes* Flawless my ass.

[love_sinful_me]

*raises his eyebrows knowingly*
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why
This is why Uh!
This is why I'm hot Uh!
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot Whoo~!!!
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're NOT
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot

[ooc: *shot dead*]

[donttouchmyhole]

.............. *eyebrow twitches, and he just walks over and PUNCHES Femio in the face*

Hot my ass. Die in a fuckin FIRE.

1/6

[love_sinful_me]

*next thing he knows, there is a fist in his face and a s-sharp pain in his cheek from the impact of the punch*

[love_sinful_me]

*and he is falling backwards in a graceful arch into a bed of conveniently placed rose petals, eyelashes falling shut on impact, arms and legs splayed* ...Such pain...yet...it cannot compare to the pain in so many young maidens' hearts...!!♥

[love_sinful_me]

*his eyes fluttered open after a moment, his pained expression changing to one of shock as he spoke in what he would have considered a murmur but others would have called 'shouting'* One must wonder, however--!! Who is this unsavory and vaguely odorous gentleman deemed himself the one to administer such a punishment?! Is it more likely then...he is just a jealous brute bent on dealing punishment to those more beautiful than he~??

[love_sinful_me]

*he sprang to his feet, expression one of almost...irritation?* Pardonnez moi, monsieur, but your actions are quite similar to those of a brute~!

[love_sinful_me]

*regaining his composure, rose petals swirled around him, a spotlight hitting him* ...And your jealousy is unbecoming~

6/6 ho damn

[love_sinful_me]

*raises his eyebrows smartly while wagging his finger* You must keep better control of your temper when innocent young ladies are watching~♥

[ooc: That was EPIC. O_O]

[donttouchmyhole]

*he just stares at him*

You are..........