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Feb 11, 2005 22:34

Sarah and Laura's rap:

BACKGROUND(REPEAT OVER AND OVER): BUM-CHH, BUMBADUMP-CHH! BUM-CHH, BUMPADUMP-CHH!

MY NAME IS SARAH
I AM A BARAH!
MY NAME IS LAURA
I AM A WHORA!

MY NAME IS SARAH,
I WEAR MASCARA!
I AM TOO COOL,
TOO COOL FOR YOU, FOOL!

MY NAME IS LAURA,
I CAN READ THE TORAH!
I'M SEXIE AND HOTT,
CAUSE I'M NOT ON POT!

SARAH AND LAURA ARE REALLY SWEET,
WE COOK FUDGE AS A TREAT!
IN THE BACKGROUND, THERE IS PRISS,
REALLY DOING NOTHING, CEPT TAKING A PISS!

NOW PRISS REALLY ISN'T GOING POTTY,
NOTHING ELSE RHYMES HERE BUT NAUGHTY!
BUT DON'T WORRY, WE LOVE HER SO,
AS HER HEAD SAYS "SARAH", SHE GOES OOOH!

NOW THIS RAP NEEDS TO END SOON,
OR ELSE WE'LL BUST YOU WITH A SPOON!
YA KNOW THIS RAP WAS REALLY NEAT,
EVEN IF SOMETIMES WE MISSED A BEAT!

SO LONG, FAREWELL, ADIEU ADIEU!
HOPE THIS RAP WAS FUN FOR YOU!

now how cool was that?
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