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for all you perverts out there...this is a funny mad lib that me and alanna made up
wow we are loserrss
A FAMILY CAR TRIP
Kid: I'm starved mom. My vagina's growling
Mom: I think you've had enuff boner food today.you ate enuff to choke a boob
Kid: BUt i'm growing toenail shavings. Dad can we stop and get a hamburger with g-strings and man thongs?
Dad: you just had a horny breakfast
Kid: No i didn't all i had was a couple of scrammbled popped cherries and a glass of cum
Mom: HOw about those five peices of buttered brother and that stacck of hot sexy boyfriends
KId: OMG its that small!! I have to go to the straw room. can we stop i have to go real N.E.R.D
Dad: okay, it'll give me a chance to test my hoes.
Mom: Stop at that dinner, i could use a glass of strong WELCHES GRAPE FRUIT JUICE
Kid: as long as we're stopping can I had a grilled booger bubble and sum hoed fries? that will hold me
until lunch
haha that was funny shittt
wow we are loserrss
A FAMILY CAR TRIP
Kid: I'm starved mom. My vagina's growling
Mom: I think you've had enuff boner food today.you ate enuff to choke a boob
Kid: BUt i'm growing toenail shavings. Dad can we stop and get a hamburger with g-strings and man thongs?
Dad: you just had a horny breakfast
Kid: No i didn't all i had was a couple of scrammbled popped cherries and a glass of cum
Mom: HOw about those five peices of buttered brother and that stacck of hot sexy boyfriends
KId: OMG its that small!! I have to go to the straw room. can we stop i have to go real N.E.R.D
Dad: okay, it'll give me a chance to test my hoes.
Mom: Stop at that dinner, i could use a glass of strong WELCHES GRAPE FRUIT JUICE
Kid: as long as we're stopping can I had a grilled booger bubble and sum hoed fries? that will hold me
until lunch
haha that was funny shittt