May 07, 2005 16:12
i just have to laugh
10 REASONS TO DATE A DANCER...
1. We're extremely flexible
2. We are fast learners
3. We keep a rhythm going
4. We are used to being naked in front of other people
5. At a club, we make you look good
6. Can you say nice legs?
7. "Why yes, I can wrap my legs around my head"
8. Dance outfits leave nothing to the imagination
9. We have mastered all the positions
10. We keep going even when it hurts