sin
as i vomited up a pint of half-processed gator-punch for the second time i came to the realization that i am a sinner. you see, christians say that homosexuals are sinnners because they do unnatural things with their bodies, namely they stick things INTO a hole which is only meant for things to come OUT of. Well, based on that criteria i am a sinner, for i have just spat things OUT of a hole that is only meant for me to put things INTO.
im going to lie down now and contemplate my life of debauchery.
im going to lie down now and contemplate my life of debauchery.