Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
I feel very powerful...I am SO well known that I am being compared to some of the greatest villains in the world. I say, "If you are gonna have a bad reputation, that might as well be the BEST of the bad!"
I'm sorry but I have no mind at the moment.
Stu, help me out here. I know you might be drunk but I need someone to put a lawyer joke on here right now.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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