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Oct 27, 2004 22:34

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franceonfire October 29 2004, 00:05:33 UTC
What Would You do if...
I asked you to help: i would tell you to fuck off
I died from natural causes: i would have the worlds biggest party
I said I liked you: i would puke
I kissed you: i would puke even more
I was hospitalized: i would go watch you die in misery
I ran away from home: i would find you and bury you alive
I got in a fight and you were there: i found root for the other person
I pissed you off: ...you dont even wanna know...

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: i dont think annoying would attempt to live with it
Eyes: theyre fucking weird
Face: ew.
Hair: youve gotta do something with...that stuff
Clothes: omggg fashion police
Voice: it sunds retarded
Humor: GET ONE
Choice of music: it sucks ass
Mannerisms: its like trailer trash
Family: well your mom is really weird...(this question is not the opposite)
Body: im not even get start with that list...
Friends: they can burn in hell
Decisions: ruiwe58srhs

Would You...
Be my friend: hahahaha
Tell me the truth no matter what: no way
Lie to make me feel better: i just lie to make you feel bad
Spread rumors about me: all the time
Keep a secret if I told you one: not if my life depended on it
Hold my hand: thats so gross i wont even attempt to think about it
Take a bullet for me: yeah right
Keep in touch: no...
Try and solve my problems: i wouldnt waste my time
Love me: okay stopppp
Have Sex with me: I SAID STOP DAMNIT
Ditch me: why wouldnt i?
Use me: (see answer above)
Date me: nooooooo wayyyy
Rape me:well this one would be too mean to say if it was the oppostie so no i wouldnt (that one is the truth)
Beat me up: i do it all the time!

PS...all of these are the opposite, except the ones i said that arent, so cool your jets

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